10 signs she's JUST not into you.

Isaac Lungu | 10:36 AM |

Signs She is not into you
Ok guys! No more excuses for being sketchy and behaving like a stalker! You need to quickly identify how she feels and be able to recognize all the signs that she is into you and conversely, all the signs she's not into you. I have consulted with my panel of aggravated female experts and we came up with 10 signs that tell you that SHE'S JUST NOT INTO YOU!

1. C-Blocking BFFS.

If her friends show up every time you try to talk to her and drag her away to the other side of the bar and/or a comet on the furthest extremities of our solar system, it points to a fact you may not want to accept. Fact that the whole c-blocking exercise is just another blaring sign she's is not into you and her friends have been assigned the task of rescuing her from you every time you approach her! She is not into you, let her go! Plenty of fish in the sea!

2. The Gauntlet.
If you try to approach a girl and all her friends get into a single file, defensive formation, requiring that you talk to each of them before you get to her, chances are they are giving her time to pull a Houdini and disappear. At the end of the gauntlet you find only archaeological evidence that she was ever there.

3. The Ignore Button. 
Woman Ignoring the Phone
When you call her, does her phone go to voice mail after 4-6 rings? Here's the math: it takes about 2 rings for your phone to connect to hers and about 1-2 seconds for her to react. So chances are she hit the "ignore button". You could leave a message, perhaps a call back number but the best thing you can do is just come to terms with the fact that she is just not into you.

5. "I'll just go ahead and Reschedule" 
Females have a hierarchy of people, plans and activities. If there is something she does every week like watch Grey's Anatomy and decides to skip it to see you or God forbid invites you to come watch it with her, she is probably into you. If she keeps canceling or rescheduling, she is likely just not willing to make an effort to see you. Time you faced the facts. Besides, how is it possible that her cat gets sick EVERY Thursday between 8pm and 10:30pm?


4. "Forgetting" 
Elephant Animal on Cell Phone
I am referring to cases where she makes plans with you then pretends to have forgotten. When you think of the female brain...think "elephant brain". Don't be stupid enough to think a woman can forget to call or forget about your "date". They don't forget, they just have something or somebody better to do ~ and it ain't you!


6. The "1 step" dance!
Every girl has a personal space. She lets certain people into it and keeps others out. If you take 1 step towards her and she takes 1 step away, she is doing the Not into You dance to the tune Micheal Jackson's Beat It. What you need to do at this point is moonwalk yourself in the opposite direction because she aint got time for you.

7. Friend request pending. ....

Facebook Friend Request Pending

If you continuously friend request her on Facebook and you get no response, there is no Facebook malfunction!! She is ALWAYS online!. In fact she was probably online when you requested her friendship saying, "not this jackass again! I'm not into him at all," then strangling herself briefly.

8. Mr "perfectly not you."
If the description of her perfect man is directly opposite to you, it's a red flag. For example, if you are a short, red headed, Irish male and she says, "I just wanna meet a tall, black, muscular, NBA player that doesn't eat potatoes." I think the writing is on the wall buddy.

9. Humor me!

Bored Annoyed Woman
"THAT LOOK"!!

Whether a woman laughs at your jokes, it has little to do with whether you are actually funny or not. If she likes you, she will laugh, it's flirtatious and she is enjoying your company. If she always has THE LOOK on her face, the one that makes her look as if she is in a concentration camp, then you should reconsider things.

10. Super "other" man. 
If she keeps talking about another as if he is a superhero i.e. he's funnier than you, smarter than you, he has x-ray vision, he can fly etc. She may not dislike you, but you are probably her designated gay friend (DGF). She is just about to tell you that she considers you to be like a brother to her, at which point you will turn to this post and say to yourself, "The post was right, she really just isn't that into me."

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