Arrest a Negro Coupon!

Isaac Lungu | 3:26 PM |

Cambridge, MA, United States.
"Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr., one of the nation's pre-eminent African-American scholars, was arrested Thursday afternoon at his home by Cambridge police investigating a possible break-in..."
(Full Story) I did a little digging around and found this coupon...DISTURBING I TELL YOU!!


ARREST A NEGRO COUPON!!!!


CAMBRIDGE POLICE FORCE. SERVING CAMBRIDGE SINCE 1684!

NOW DELIVERING ARRESTS!!


Cambridge Police Force is now delivering house arrests in the comfort of your own home!!!


Simply use this coupon and have an arrest delivered to your black neighbor FOR FREE!!

Even in the comfort of his own home!!!

Surcharge may apply if the black man is educated.

Act now and add a "resisting arrest police beating" valued at $1000 for only $200!!!

This is your one chance to get rid of that pesky black neighbor violating the sanctity of your white neighborhood.

CALL NOW AND GET AN ADDITIONAL 35% OFF ON YOUR NEXT ORDERED ARREST!!

We work anonymously! You can even tell the 911 dispatcher you are unable to determine the person's race, or even if there is a crime in progress. We'll take care of that at no additional charge!!!


We specialize in arresting:

Angry Black men.

White men that socialize with black men.

Interracial Couples.

Possible Black people.

&

Mexicans.


If you call now we can also arrest any black man within a two mile radius FOR FREE!!!


Beware of imitations. If its not provided by Cambridge Police its not the original "Arrest a Negro Program!"

CALL 911 for details!!




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