The "Association for Racial Sensitivity and Education (A.R.S.E)" has determined that Africanlegend (AL) has violated racial ethics on at least 5 different occasions and have subsequently issued Stuff-about.com with a warning. After AL sneaked in a post early this week without my knowledge entitled “The "Bluetooth Award" for outstanding douchbaggery: Kanye West & Beyonce Knowles”, I have decided to suspend him from writing posts. In addition, he is also required to attend racial sensitivity classes.
Listed below are the posts that The A.R.S.E felt were particularly racially insensitive. Click the linked title to see the post.
1. The Whitepology: The A.R.S.E feels that AL unfairly targeted the white female and that excessive apologizing for no reason may be more of a female thing than a white female thing per se.
2. Niggerisms: AL chose to use a picture of a cliché “Angry Black African American Male”. The A.R.S.E claims to have received letters from "Friendly Black African American Males" claiming their reputation was ruined and they were receiving funny looks in public. White people wrote in as well saying they could not sleep at night for fear of rampant niggertry in their streets.
3. Coconut: Bill Cosby called in claiming to be offended that his picture was used and that there is no such thing as a “Coconut”. While The A.R.S.E found this post to be creative, they felt a less hairy fruit should have been used to distance the post from the "monkey insult".
4. Arrest a Negro Coupon: The Cambridge Police Force took serious offense to this post claiming that their real coupon offered more services than the fake one AL made up. They insist that it should be noted, their original coupon also offered 24h hour black harassment, generic police sketches, and evidence planting services.
5. “Million Mexican March” a success: Not only did AL suggest that all Mexicans are landscapers, but he showed his geographic ignorance when he defined Mexicans as all people, “..whether originally from Puerto Rico, Cuba, Mexico, The Dominican Republic, Guatemala or Hawaii...”
The A.R.S.E representative released a statement that stated that while AL remained polite and well spoken, he just needed to be more racially sensitive and that some racial sensitivity classes would do him some good.
During the ban, posts will be written by myself the Webmaster and some world renowned guest writers. From time to time, AL will give you regular progress reports on where he is and what he is learning.
See you later folks.
The Webmaster.
