By Africanlegend.
In light of recent news worthy events, Stuff-about.com has decided to honor individuals whose Douchbaggery transcends the regular spectrum of dbag conduct. We need to start to hold people accountable for their actions and justly reward them. So Stuff-about.com is proud to present the “Bluetooth Award”: for courageous and honorable douchbaggery beyond the call of duty. It is named the "Bluetooth Award" based on the results of a pole on Stuff-about.com which determined the Bluetooth headset to be the universal symbol of douchbaggery (read that story).
The inaugural winners of this prestigious honor will be music superstars Kanye West and Beyoncé Knowles. At the VMA awards, Taylor Swift won “Best Female Video award” and during her acceptance speech, Dbag West leaped onto stage, grabbed the microphone away from her and bellowed out some incoherent shout-outs to Beyoncé Knowles and a couple of other individuals. This act left Taylor Swift standing speechless and confused, as if a black man had just run by and stolen her purse. Dbag West did not steal her purse, but he did violate a sacred, trite, incredibly boring three minutes of mind numbing acceptance speech ritual. “Mr West, Let Taylor Swift (who ironically I had never heard of prior to this) have her three minutes of happiness.” Instead of keeping his mouth shut, Dbag West decided to set black people back 60 to 123 years by assuming the role of nationally syndicated black guy who turned niggerish (see Niggerisms) on national TV.
Talk about a cheap publicity stunt! I am amazed Kanye West took valuable time off from sampling other people's music to ruin Taylor Swift's night of glory. Last we heard of Kanye West he was stating outrageously obviously political rhetoric like "George Bush hates Black people," which most people agree is probably not far from the truth. Beyoncé Knowles was on hand for this fiasco. She showed no disgust or disapproval. Instead, we saw a poor effort at genuine surprise and concealed happiness. This makes her and accessory to Douchbaggery in the first degree and has hence also earned herself the Bluetooth Award. I am willing to bet Dbag West has a little crush on Beyoncé. Jay-Z better release a “Bonnie and Clyde” remix just to be safe.
Kanye West and Beyoncé Knowles. You are both OUTSTANDING DOUCHBAGS!
P.S “Kanye West doesn't like WHITE PEOPLE!”
So long Folks and remember Stuff-about.com is watching you! So don't be a dbag!
Q: Was this a publicity stunt that BOTH Kanye West and Beyonce were a part of? Is Taylor Swift involved?? Leave your thoughts!
Here's the video...
The "Bluetooth Award" for outstanding douchbaggery: Kanye West & Beyonce Knowles
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Isaac Lungu
