Written by Sparklingjem.
Recent reports have come to light suggesting that AfricanLegend's recent suspension from www.stuff-about.com on charges of racial insensitivity may be a plot to discredit AL. This is after he wrote a controversial article detailing the symptoms of a little known disease called Jungle Fever (read article). “Many people living with Jungle Fever feel they have been marginalised by society” says Professor Grey, founder of the Support Centre for People Living with Jungle Fever. “Why is the government ignoring this pandemic?” A government spokesperson said that they were doing their best to avoid a national panic, especially among parents of young white females, who seem to be most susceptible to the disease. One woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, claimed that this disease had caused havoc amongst her four daughters. “The first I knew of it was when my husband pointed out the number of young, handsome black males who were regular guests in our home and the shear scarcity of their white counterparts. We have received a lot of support since then and we are all learning to live with jungle fever in our family.”
The disease however, is not restricted to white females, one sufferer, a black male, said he felt comfortable to speak out about his experience for the first time after reading AL’s article. His story brought a room full of hardened journalists to tears as he told of how he would try to fit in with other racial groups, distancing himself from his own family and childhood friends. He told of how he had to endure insults from his friends about his new dress code, music preferences and use of slang. As a result, he developed an extreme sensitivity to racial slurs. He broke down as he related one incident where he became suicidal after a white girl avoided him on the street and had to be heavily sedated with a dart gun before he could continue. “Incidents like this are becoming more and more common’ said an angry Grey as he reloaded his dart gun. Professor Grey, who is an expert on race relations, is currently writing a book on the history of jungle fever. “It is an absolutely fascinating subject,“ he told a reporter, one of the best documented cases in history has been that of Sir Seretse Khama, the first president of Botswana, and his wife Lady Ruth Khama and we can follow that right through to celebrity couple Heidi Klum and Seal who have more recently succumbed to the dreaded disease.” The light fades suddenly as Professor Grey admits quietly that he worries the government may try to suppress publication of his book.
In a recent article published in the private journal “World Domination through Sports”, founder, editor and chief contributor Xavier Pereira wrote that he uncovered an ultra secret branch of the Government which he accused of encouraging jungle fever in order to breed a super race of synchronised swimmers by merging the commonly known white affinity to water with the black man’s sense of rhythm. ‘It makes absolute sense,’ stated Pereira, “synchronised swimming teams are mainly white and the biggest problem they have is staying synchronised. If they had a natural rhythm they would find this much easier and the government could create the best synchronised swimming team in the history of man.” Many people who share Pereira’s views expressed concern when AL’s Jungle Fever article was first published. They felt that AL might be in serious danger. As one concerned follower pointed out, ‘They have spent millions ensuring the secrecy of this operation so that other nations may not follow their lead; I knew when I read that article that AL was in grave danger. I don’t believe they mean to send him to racial sensitivity classes either, they will brainwash him and then keep him in their labs to breed from him. He is an excellent dancer!’
Is AfricanLegend's (AL) suspension linked to a top secret government operation?
10:13 AM
Isaac Lungu
