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Libra: September 23 – October 22 With Venus, your ruling planet moving into Libra you are likely to become highly sensitised to all the beauty that surrounds you. Enjoy and appreciate it but try to avoid being carried away by the aesthetic properties of brick patterns and supermarket shelves. Towards the end of October we will see Saturn moving into Libra. When this happens Librans who have any degree of power are likely to abuse it so avoid all Libran customs officials, traffic cops or any other form of petty administration.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21 The chaos of last month’s Mercury retrograde and Saturn/Uranus alignment is over but the after-effects will remain for some time pulling you into a mire of self pity and depression. This is likely to affect the sexual prowess you are so proud of, which may damage your reputation and make you more depressed. I would advise you to avoid sex this month as it is likely to result in suicide.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21 The abnormally high conjunctions of the moon this month mean that your social life is likely to benefit; however you must remember that as the moon waxes and wanes so does her influence. Be careful not to get too carried away by your sudden popularity: you may find that it has more to do with the magnetic clothing that has just come into fashion.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19 The Saturn/Uranus alignment continues to haunt you and as Mercury and Venus move into contact everything is going to get much worse. Your partner is planning a spectacular end to your relationship so avoid public places to limit your humiliation. Unfortunately your partner is likely to broadcast the break up on Youtube, so apply now for a name change and book your cosmetic surgery. Read 9 Healthy Things To Do After a Break Up.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18 This is your month! Jupiter, your ruling sign, goes direct in a few days and that brings with it abundance and wealth. It is only travelling through so take advantage of what it has to offer. Pay special attention to dreams involving food as they may lead you to opportunities.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20 This month is all about waiting it out. November is looking great but there will be a few frustrations and interruptions to get through before them. Your productivity is looking positive so get as much done this month as possible, you will then be able to take advantage of the positive planetary alignments that are on their way.
Aries: March 21 – April 19 Your ruling planet Mars is moving into Leo which will add sparks of excitement to your life. You will finally have that boost of energy and you will be filled with drive and ambition. Watch out for the tendency to become bossy and overbearing and listen carefully to other people’s ideas; they may have some suggestions that will benefit you.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20 You have been feeling frustrated and under-appreciated for a long time, and hoping things will change for the better. It’s time to stop waiting and take control of your life. You may find now is a good time to take up a hobby you’ve been thinking about; it could lead to a positive career change.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20 You have made love and romance an absolute priority this month despite the arrival of Saturn who is frowning on your social life. By all means struggle through but keep a close watch on your valuables as you are likely to fall for a kleptomaniac. Make sure when you go on dates you leave your valuable jewelery at home, don’t carry too much money on you, keep tight hold of your keys and do not under any circumstances invite them to your home.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22 Now might be a good time to remove a few people who are getting in the way of your plans. While you’re at it there are a few people who are just plain annoying. With Mercury on the move it is best to take care of all the legalities before you make any moves. Towards the end of the month you may find unexpected help on hand to hide the bodies.
Leo: July 23 – August 22 Just when you thought you might be able to relax you will quickly find that the entrance of Mars into your zodiac will be followed by absolute chaos and sudden uncontrollable rage. You will be unable to stop yourself breaking, maiming and destroying during these periods,much like the Hulk. Don’t try to avoid them: you will benefit in the long run from releasing all your inner tension.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22 Your boredom at work is starting to show and if you’re not careful someone will discover your secret super hero identity. Keep focused on what is important and try to impress the bosses. There are many ways of doing it without making a lot of effort. For ideas read 9 Tips for Successful Slacking.
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