By Sparklingjem.Scorpio October 23 – November 21
The intense opposition between Saturn and Uranus is causing you to feel restless and impulsive. You are longing to try something new. It may also be that you are feeling stifled by your own identity and would like to express yourself more through your appearance. DO IT!! You don’t need to go so far as a sex change, but a little gender swapping could be more fun than you realise.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Mercury’s erratic behaviour is causing problems elsewhere in the charts, but for you, he is all about the positive. Now is the time you can most easily use the power of words to get what you want; take advantage of this and send your Christmas list to Santa a month early.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Pressure eases off you as you move out of the spotlight and into the shadows, perhaps it’s because of this or maybe your recent bad luck has made you more congenial towards creatures who are not from planet earth. Whatever the reasons, they chose you; you are set to enjoy some friendly contact with outer-space beings this month. Relax; they really do come in peace, except for the ones who intend to take over planet earth.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
This month you will find the power of the sun in your Mid-heaven is having a strong influence and bringing you into the spotlight in a professional capacity. This, in conjunction with Venus moving strongly into your sign, brings into special focus your sexual power, so this may be a good month to explore the possibility of becoming a porn star.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Yes!! Finally it is here. November is your month. You will enjoy the pleasant feeling that you are moving forward in all aspects of your life, and it’s rather like floating through life in a large bubble where reality cannot touch you. It would be wise to take advantage of your blind optimism before the bubble bursts.
Aries March 21 – April 19
There is a strong focus this month on other people’s money. Somewhere out there is a large chunk of someone else’s cash that is waiting to be yours, so look out for opportunities where people are making their money available. It is also a month to get rid of excess baggage, so you may want to invest that money in a personal trainer or a therapist or both.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Your tendency to fall asleep at inappropriate times will become a problem this month as your professional life is likely to revolve around long and boring meetings. They are likely to be unproductive, so pretend you have a highly contagious disease and go on vacation instead. The dubious energy of Mars continues to energize your domestic life, so watch out for flying objects at home as they may be aimed at your head.
Gemini May 21 – June 20
You really want people to notice you this month but forcing innocent bystanders to re-enact scenes from your favourite soap operas in public places isn’t really the best way to do it. If you are set on this route rather choose scenes from musicals which will be far less embarrassing for all involved.
Cancer June 21 – July 22This is a good month to embrace your madness. I’m saying this but in fact you have very little choice in the matter. It may be a good idea to walk around with a sign that reads “Yes I’m Mad, deal with it?” it would clear up confusion when interacting with people and could give you a good excuse to indulge in some things you’ve been thinking about for a while.
Leo 23 July – August 22
Mercury, messenger of the Gods and ruler of communication and co-ordination has moved into your sign, in reverse. This strange, never-before-seen phenomenon means you will experience a sudden and complete absence of communication skills. Trying to talk to people will prove futile, they will most likely assume you are from the planet Zorg, the best thing you can do is go on a month long silence retreat.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
It may seem like there is suddenly a vast array of attractive people around you, all doing their best to attract you. Beware of these people, you will find they have ulterior motives which may have a detrimental effect on your health. You would do better to focus your charm and diplomacy on your working relationships.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Venus takes pride of place in your sign this month; she is at her highest and most potent. This is why you are feeling such a strong desire to express your love for the world in a way that is truly selfless. Your humanitarian impulses are a wonderful thing but try to think logically before you act. If you give the homeless guy on the corner all your worldly possessions including the roof over your head, YOU will be the homeless guy on the corner and it’s not likely that anyone else will try to follow your example.
