Google is racist!!



Recently I (Africanlegend) was accused of being racist against my own kind. Which is to say, some of Stuff-about.com's contributers complained about the lack of black people in my pictures and posts.

Jane: "Africanlegend it appears you have something against black women. I challenge you to use pictures of black women in your next post!!"

African Queen:
"Why are your pictures always of white people?"

Sahara Goddess: "Obviously AL, you haven't searched hard enough so I decided to help you out. (supplied poor evidence in the form of a link) "


I would like to take this opportunity to completely blame Google for this. The Google search engine discriminates against black people and places images of them on pages 1450 and further; in the never seen regions of the massive "Internets." The Algorithms at work either give preference to Caucasian pictures or portray black people as rappers, athletes, criminals or starving Africans.

Don't believe me?

Your Honor the prosecution would like to admit the following into evidence.


Exhibit 1.


Notes: Google refused to acknowledge the legitimate request to inquire as to the appropriate course of action to take if a white person happened to steal your car.

Exhibit 2


Notes: The burden is on all of you to prove to me that Michelle Obama actually owns a live, functional, banana consuming monkey. Otherwise Google's second suggestion "michelle obama monkey" is an age old racial attack.
However, as promised, I am responding to the critics. I explored the depths of Google oblivion to find pictures of black people. These were the easiest to find. Here we go! This is what the prejudiced search engine managed to muster up.

First black president of the United States eating chicken on page 1? Honestly!
The black athlete: The most ubiquitous and generic of black images.
A happy, well adjusted black family hidden in oblivion on page3455667700 of Google images.
Three Black kids eating water melon. I don't know but they look kinda happy though.
GGG Unit!! This one was found on the first page of Google images, because of course all black people rap?
If only these were passport photos? Nope, yet another picture of incarcerated black folk.
Found one the first page of Google images. Note, 50% of the picture is white. On the advice on commenter "KH" the women in the pic is in fact bi-racial making the picture, "25% white at best"
P.S I think this all began when some "sisters" complained that a brother showed some affection for a white woman...how typical haha. End racism, end Google!
Google was asked to make a comment on this article but as of yet, they have not responded to my request.

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