"I am so awesome! Please introduce me to your parents!"By AL
In previous posts we have covered: Divine, Hot, pretty, cute and fair. Now we will explore "Charismatic. If you are Charismatic you are able to dominate any social scene and you are also a delight to hang out with. You have a positive effect on people and your rich personality, good humor and relaxed demeanor all bring joy into the lives of the people that hang out with you.
However, if someone wrote a letter to their parents describing you, they’d completely and for good reason leave out your looks. You are not attractive per se, however, you are not detrimentally ugly either. Your looks will not turn heads for good or for ill. You hover in the sub par area underneath average but you have smartly enriched yourself by arming yourself with a vibrant personality. People may refer to you as cute on occasion, but it will always be accompanied by some kind of qualifier like, “Kinda,” “I don't know what it is about her,” “from some angles” or “In dim light.” If someone asks your significant other if they could see pictures of you on facebook, your significant other will generally pretend facebook is broken and insist they meet you first. When people hook up with you, it always must be accompanied by some kind of explanation as to how it possibly happened. It doesn't have to be an elaborate explanation. It could simply be, “I felt vulnerable at the time,” “I was being a dedicated wingman,” or “I did it because she promised me drugs.”
Cute and Fair people do not like hanging out with you because you consistently show them up and destroy their self esteem. It is obvious that you are less attractive than they are, but it soon becomes evident to them that while they are smelling themselves, fixing their hair and putting on a seventh layer of make-up, you are actually making meaningful connections with people. You often find that cute and fair people don't invite you to parties or they give you wrong directions which cause Map Quest to lead you 4 hours astray into the adjacent state.No worries though, the world loves you and are constantly reminded that it is not all about looks. Hail to the less attractive but charismatic, everyone has something to learn from you.
Chance of being successful: 90%
Personality: An absolute delight. Eligible to introduce to parents.
Chance of Marriage: 93.28 %
Chance of divorce: 9.3 %
COMING SOON "UNSIGHLTY"
