By Sparklingjem.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
The eclipse this month brings a very definite change in your life. A portal is set to open to another world and you MUST go through it. Eclipses usually illuminate their message with a casual comment or random event from the outside world. This will give you the key to open up a bridge. Once you walk over the bridge, it will collapse or disappear in some way. There will be no route back to where you started.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
The lunar eclipse this month falls in your sixth house, which is the house of small furry animals. Pay close attention to anything around you that may fit this description, especially friends and relatives. If any of your pets are Aquarius, they may be most affected by these great cosmic events.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Jupiter, bringer of gifts and good luck is about to enter Pisces for the first time in twelve years. You are almost invincible. Make the most of this gift and lend your assistance where you can. You may very well save the world single-handed if you try.
Aries March 21 – April 19
The first lunar eclipse this month will have brought great disruption into your life. Do not be discouraged by these events, they will prepare the way for the next lunar eclipse which will bring great opportunity of a kind you have never encountered before. However competition is fierce, a lot of people will stop at nothing to get into your position and in all fairness they may be more skilled in certain fields than you. Watch out for men in dark coats holding guns and work on getting your espionage skills up to par.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Important news is winging its way towards you this month. News you have been waiting for for sometime. The universe is trying it’s best to stop it from reaching you. Take precautions against setbacks such as losing your cell phone or ending up on a desert island with no means of contacting anybody. However if this happens, do not despair the message may yet reach you in a bottle.
Gemini May 21 – June 20
This month is just the beginning, a dazzling year is to come. Jupiter has moved into Pisces, your tenth house of fame and honour. You will start to get recognition and success in everything you do. Suddenly you will start receiving accolades for the most mundane things. Resist the temptation to look down on these gifts or awards even if you don’t think much of being named “Most Awesome Tooth Brusher of the Decade” or "Most enthusiastic breather."
Cancer June 21 – July 22
Because of your close connection with the moon, the Lunar eclipses this month will have a very definite effect on you; especially the one midway through the month which happens in your house. You may find some disruption with gravity so take care to weight things down in your life and buy some moon boots to stop you floating away completely.
Leo 23 August – September 22
Mars in Leo has amped up your charms. You may find your smile is having rather too dazzling an effect on people all around you. Use this charm wisely, it will not last forever. It may be of great assistance in a financial conflict.
Virgo September 23 – October 22
Prepare for more than one bizarre interaction with medical personal this month. Rest assured, the scientific testing on your body is almost complete. The results will be conclusive and prove what you already knew, you are not actually human. Don’t worry about it. However, you may want to destroy all evidence and test results if you wish to continue a normal life.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Romantically, life will begin to zing once Venus enters Aquarius on January 18 and the sun brings his warmth on January 19. You may not be able to keep up with the sudden increase in romantic involvements. A good PA is helpful to keep your diary organised and remember who is who.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Pay close attention to your feet this month as they are in danger of developing all sorts of nasty diseases such as foot rot. This may also extend to your shoes which could be particularly vulnerable to breaking or damages. At this point you should probably decide which is more important to you, you feet or your shoes, one of them will have to be sacrificed.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You are not a materialistic soul, preferring to live in a spiritual world of you own creation. This month you may need to pay attention to the more mundane aspects of life like laundry. It may be boring but you will soon find yourself warding off even spiritual connections if you don’t.
