By AL.In the case of this particular brand of ugly, it is such that you possess the ability to alter somebody's mood and place them in a worse state than before they encountered you. For example, if it is a beautiful sunny day; 75 Degrees F (24 C), 5% chance of light showers, but if someone sees you they will immediately be reminded of 2 Degrees F (-16.67C), blizzard-like conditions with torrential snow and a national winter storm advisory. For this reason when someone sees you they are immediately offended because you have ruined their day just by appearing.
Your level of ugly is such that you upset the natural balance of things. You make young children malcontent and babies will instinctively cry in your presence. Consequently, you will not be able to be gainfully employed in any occupation that requires the pastoral care of children.
People will generally avoid you and it is very possible you may receive 3-4 preemptive restraining orders per week from people you’ve never met that have heard of your legend. In addition to that, be prepared and able to appear in court on charges of disturbing the peace. Take care to limit your movement at night because in certain states police officers may be empowered by law to issue you an ugly ticket if they find you walking the streets after dark.
Statistics indicate that you will likely find a mate but you may be overly paranoid about them someday coming to their senses or perhaps regaining their sight.
Examples (by reader request): Steve Buscemi, Mickey Rourke
Personality: Quite charming provided you remain unseen.
Chance of Marriage: 68 %
Potential you will Stalk Spouse: 123%
Chance of divorce: 5.3 %
COMING SOON: Nauseating!!!
