"Yes you got the part...and you nailed it!!"
By Africanlegend
(See the Universal Scale illustration below)
It became clear to you somewhere in high school that you don’t bring much to the table in terms of looks. The realization came after you noticed that you are constantly being cast as the ugly step sister, The Wicked Witch of the West, Shrek, back stage crew or other visually displeasing characters.
You make an excellent "Designated Gay Friend" (DGF) because the opposite sex feels < 0% sexual attraction when they look at you. They feel familial love as if you were a relative or a long time family friend. If you are a guy, girls will insist you stay in the room and give them your opinion on a new bra they bought while they have it on, effectively castrating you. If you are a girl, guys may use you to lie to their mothers by presenting you as a significant other or fiance.
You are probably cool and generally a pleasant person, but you don’t really have too much of a choice in the matter. It is a characteristic Charles Darwin would argue you developed over time to ensure the survival of your species (Origin of Species pg 124). As a result of your survival-oriented approach, there is a 93.3% chance that you will make an attempt to marry the first person you date. You are not disillusioned and you know you must make your romantic relationships count because because you may not have many.
Personality: Friendship Material: Excellent, a keeper. You are the type of friend worth sacrificing a calf for.
Chance of Marriage: 85.28 %
Chance of divorce: 14.3 %
COMING SOON "Offensive"
Below is an interesting link that I am ashamed to admit is NOT a joke:
Dating site for beautiful people expels 'fatties' after holiday weight gain
