A Semi-Real conversation I once had with my mom.
Africanlegend: Mom, you may have to accept the possibility that I might bring a white girl home.
MamaLegend collapses and has to be resuscitated with Ammonium Salts and an industrial grade defibrillator.
MamaLegend: Isaac, what is giving you such ideas? You need to marry a Zambian girl.
Africanlegend: What if I don't end up with one? I mean it is not me who took myself to private schools and surrounded myself with white people. I am saying, it is a statistically highly probable outcome.
MamaLegend: Well anyway, you should just be happy. But it doesn't matter to me anyway. I am not going to like any girl that comes to take my only son away like a thief.
I am not saying "explicitly" that MamaLegend would prepare a wedding invitation like this one because I'm scared of her, but I wouldn't exactly be surprised either HAHA!
