7 Reasons I'm NOT a Racist White Person...

By Africanlegend
Being white offers many interesting social challenges. Basically, black people harp on every word you say and are eager to call you a racist while exhibiting rampant racism themselves. That's just how it is. In any case, if you are going to defend yourself against accusations, you need to come up with better ones than these.....

1. I'm not racist...My best friend is black.
Your best friend is black? May I be the first to congratulate you on this incredible achievement. What did he do to earn such an honor? Did he quit rapping? Shun a life of Sean Jean apparel and selling crack to replace it with polo shirts and endless hours of watching Friends? How does sighting one black individual that impacted your life absolve you of saying racist things or having ignorant ideas? Bad defense!


2. I'm not racist...I voted for Obama
Yes, you voted for the first black president of the United States. Granted this is a notable feat, but given the circumstances, did you really have any other choice? Consider that the opposition party forged a legacy that resulted in multiple pointless wars, Slot machine-like Dow Jones index, a nuclear detonation of the housing market and social Armageddon that caused families all over America to downsize from imported caviar to Walmart, generic ground beef. You had little choice but to vote for the "other guys" and they just happened to have a black candidate. Besides after three months in office, you hated the guy while loudly proclaiming that you didn't receive the leprechaun and pot of gold he promised.


3. I'm not racist...I grew up in (insert black, dangerous area)
Just because you grew up in Compton, Detroit or any other black infested, crime ridden city, it doesn't mean you are exempt from being racist. You may have experienced a tougher upbringing and you should probably be proud that you didn't get iced buying candy on the street corner. However, unless you plan to be the next Eminem, this information is useless to us. Besides, there are plenty of decent areas even in the toughest cities i.e suburbs where white people relocate to avoid black people (they are good at that you know) so lord knows this is hardly a good defense.


4. I'm not racist...My family used to have black people come over for dinner all the time.
Was that a memorable enough occurrence for you to even be stating it in public? The fact that you made mental note of this and view it as an achievement is a concern. I am glad you overcame your inner demons and actually let one black family have dinner at your house. Did you actually let them inside your house? That counts as extra. Did you allow them to use your finest silverware? Did you offer them chairs or did they sit on the floor like monkeys? Did you cook fried chicken for them? Tell us more about this to illustrate why this act of kindness exempts you from being racist.


5. I'm not racist...[Start crying]
This actually happened to me. I was at a party and some girl made some harmless, ambiguous, comment and I made some equally harmless retort and said. "wow you must not like black people," and smiled immediately afterwards to indicate the benign nature of my comment. The girl began to leak tears of racial equality from her eyes before a small outburst. "How can you say I don't like black people," she exclaimed before citing reason 1 in her own defense and bursting into tears. I asked her what possible reason she'd have for crying but before she could answer, Team Boyfriend arrived and ushered me onto the pavement outside thus beginning my confused, descent home. Granted while we were outside he acknowledged that he kicked me out of fear of greater repercussions from his girlfriend if he didn't take some form of action against me.


6. I'm not Racist...I watch BET
BET actually despises black people. It's mission is to provide mind numbing, brain eroding programming that will forever cripple the youth and encourage them to grow up and aspire only to be either rappers or athletes. It misrepresents black people and depicts comically dressed renditions of "hip-hop culture," reinforcing just about every negative black stereotype you can think of (wow that's a mouthful). Besides, it's owned by Viacom (white dudes) so arguably, watching BET will make you more racist.

7. I'm not Racist...I listen to Hip-Hop
Maybe this would fly a few years ago, but in recent times Hip Hop has been kidnapped and shipped off to white suburbia. Anything uncomfortable for white suburbia, like black empowerment, social critique, talks of "the struggle" or lyrics, has been removed and replaced with small catchy phrases and retarded dances. This revolution has left us with music about ice, bling, fast cars, blunts, bitches and many other destructive black stereotypes that can be enjoyed in bars or clubs by white people without having them feel any white guilt whatsoever.

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Get a Dog!

Get a dog…
They COOK...
They CLEAN...
In fact a dog probably writes these posts...

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How to win arguments with women (Tip 5): Play Possum

 They’ll say anything!

By Africanlegend.
Many animals have developed defensive mechanisms to protect themselves against predators. One of the more interesting methods is tonic immobility; inducing a natural state of paralysis so as to appear dead or mortally disabled to a would be predator. Several animals including: sharks, beetles, snakes and the Virginia Possum are capable of appearing dead to an observer, while otherwise alive. The ability to mimic the appearance of a sick or dead animal is commonly refereed to as "Playing Possom." Playing dead is remarkably effective. In fact, to survive a Grizzly Bear attack experts recommend the following:


1. Carry bear pepper spray?.
2. Don’t run. 
3. Drop to the ground in the fetal position and cover the back of your neck with your hands. 
4. Play dead. Grizzlies will stop attacking when they feel there’s no longer a threat. If they think you’re dead, they won’t think you’re threatening. Once the bear is done tossing you around and leaves, continue to play dead. Grizzlies are known for waiting around to see if their victim will get back up.

If it can work on a 1500 pound Grizzly Bear, it should work on a woman; I think.  Maybe on occasion, I'd take my chances with a bear, but let's assume the two to be at least equally lethal. The truth is, it takes two people to have an argument. If one person is inactive, then it becomes difficult to sustain the argument. As a guy, if you know that you are on the brink of a huge fight with a woman, head to a couch, a bed or any convenient area and fall asleep or at least pretend to. She might attack you by screaming or even crying. Don't move, you have to convince her that you are sound asleep and cannot be disturbed. You can let out a few incoherent grunts to add authenticity to your act, but avoid forming complete words or sentences. She may resort to deep, hurtful insults that you historically react badly to just to test your fortitude and agitate a reaction. Remain committed and concentrate hard, if you react, the gig is over and she will have the upper hand in the fight. Make sure you stay asleep and inactive for a while after she gives up on you because Girls are known for waiting around to see if their victim will get back up again.

Good Luck!!

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100 simple things we take for granted: #6 Deodorant

#6 Deodorant

By Africanlegend
Deodorant is somewhat of an unsung hero. It is only appreciated in its absence. Usually after a long arduous days work and the effects of your deodorant wear off and you begin to suffocate in your own odor which seems to grow stronger by the minute. You may be dancing in a club and suddenly a dude walks past you and a tornado-like blast of pungent wind sweeps by you practically knocking you off your feet. He smells like a mixture of dead fish and cattle manure with a light seasoning of flatulence. Have you ever had a coworker that smelled so bad your were unable to work and the flowers you brought to decorate your cubical withered away in their presence? A person that smelled so bad you woke up in the middle of the night able to taste his bad smell in your mouth; a smell so bad it transcended your sense of smell and manifested itself in hearing, sight or even touch?

The fact is, when people smell ok, nobody stands back and says, “Wow! Thank goodness for your deodorant and the hard work its doing neutralizing your otherwise repulsive urea and salt enriched sweat.” In fact if it weren’t for repugnant, abhorrent smelling people would we even acknowledge the presence of deodorant at all?
Deodorant was invented in Philadelphia in 1888, by an inventor whose name seems to have been lost in history and marketed under the brand name “Mum.” Who ever you are, thank you for making offices all over the world a less toxic environment. In the late 1940's, Helen Barnett Diserens joined the Mum invention team and inspired the development of an underarm deodorant based on the same principle as a new invention called the 'ball point' pen. This new type of deodorant applicator was tested in the U.S. in 1952 and was marketed under the name of Ban Roll-On. The modern formulation of the antiperspirant was patented by Jules Montenier on January 28, 1941 and solved the excessive skin irritations caused by it’s predecessors. From that point onwards many companies, including Gillette and Henkel helped antiperspirants develop into the form in which we commonly see it in today (Source).

Notes: During the development of modern day deodorant, two culprits did their level best to keep us smelling like the stinky remnants of our ancestors. The FDA and EPA saw it fit to foolishly protect our environment and health instead of worrying about the impact bad smelling people were having on socializing and the growth of the economy in general.

1) 1977 the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) banned the active ingredient used in aerosols, aluminum zirconium chemicals, due to safety concerns over long term inhalation.


2) The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) limited the use of chlorofluorocarbon (CFC) propellants used in aerosols due to awareness that these gases can contribute to depleting the ozone layer.

So next time your co-worker walks by you or your friend gives you a hug and it doesn’t smell bad enough to cause you severe nausea, convulsions and asphyxia, think about the unsung hero that never makes the headlines unless in absentia. Viva deodorant, I thank you for my sanity.


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The Ultimate Solution to Bed Hogging.

By Africanlegend
After my last article Ask a legend: Help my GF is a bed hogger I found out a couple of interesting things. Every female that writes for this blog is a felony level bed hogger and renders their companions cold and lonely, having to feed for scraps on the outer extremities of their beds. Without mentioning any names (Freya E & Sparklingjem), I sympathize with their suffering men, may they unrest in peace. As for solutions, I received two great solutions from readers that can help you cope with a bed hogger like the above unmentioned hoggers (Freya E & Sparklingjem).

1.Submitted by Yoshi.
Yoshi suggests reverse psychology:

Wake up in morning and say, "I'm glad you were hogging the covers last night, you were farting unbelievably. At least when you hog the covers, I get less collateral damage!" She will (A) Insist that she does not fart in bed, and (B) insist on sharing the covers with you for at least the next three weeks. She will also accuse you of farting in bed, too, but just say, "Men don't fart; they blow kisses!

2.Submitted by Sue.
HIS AND HER SHEETSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Yes just like great nations were forged by guns, steel and negotiations alike, why not demarcate your territory and create a sovereign nation of slumber with life, liberty and peace for ALL...

www.bedhog.com

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Ask a Legend: Help! My girlfriend is a Bed Hog!

Dear Mr Legend,
I can't take it anymore! My girlfriend is a serial bed hogger. She deploys some kind of neo nazi night time regime and banishes me to the outer edges of the bed, hanging on for dear life with one arm and one leg flailing off the side of the bed. As if that is not bad enough, she also sees fit to roll around while she is sleeping and cocoon herself in all the bedding, leaving me cold and miserable, often needing to be in the fetal position, with just the tip of a sheet if I am lucky. Mr. Legend what should I do? I am tired of spending lonely nights in the vacuumous, sheet-less outer regions of the of my nocturnal galaxy.


Sleepless Dave..

Dave,
You have asked a great question. A lot of men suffer the same problem. Most women hog beds and sheets and and do not even realize they are doing so. The female is 67.43% colder or warmer depending on the season and because of this they tend to horde or abuse any climate control technologies. They may blast the AC at a fridgid  -234 Degree F on a hot day and freeze every living thing to stay cool or put the heat up to temperatures similar to those on the surface of the sun to stay warm. This is just a fact you have to live with.

As for the solution, you can't call her out on it because she will just say that you want all the bedding to yourself and you will have a circular argument that she will win easily. The only thing you can do is cuddle (yes I know it sucks). Some girls use bed hogging to force men to cuddle with them. It is the only way you will get your fair share of bedding. If she is just being an asshole and stealing all the sheets and refusing to cuddle then you have help her find a reason to cuddle. So insist on watching scary movies before you sleep, tell ghost stories or better yet get a black mask and every couple of nights rattle things around in the house till she wakes up. When she wakes up scream like a lunatic and flee the scene. Then take off your mask and walk back in claiming to have apprehended the intruder and handed him over to the appropriate authorities. She will then be scared and fearful enough to share the bed with you.

Happy Sleep,
Mr Legend

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Stupid People that need to go: "Debbie Downer"

By Africanlegend.

"J.K.Rowling totally based a character in her books on me."

The boss has organized some mandatory 'employee appreciation' day. It involves a highly contrived casual trip and a group of tense employees trying to get along with one another. This year it is an outdoor picnic. It is a sunny, warm  day and the leaves are rustling in the breeze and dancing on the grass to the music of nature. The boss finally got smart and provided wine and snacks, so before long it appears as if, for the first time, everyone is actually getting along. The atmosphere is positive and even FML chick appears to be having a good time. Suddenly monstrous,angry clouds of negativity develop in the distance and begin to devour the joy in the atmosphere. Debbie from the finance department is mingling and traversing the crowd depressing everyone by adding 3 parts negativity, 2 parts bitterness and 8 parts spite into every conversation. You can literally see her claim the joyful souls as she walks by like a grim reaper, leaving an aftermath of melancholy figures. Finally she arrives and joins your conversation.

Debbie D: Hey guys what's up? Whatcha folks talking about?
A.L: Hey, Debbie we were just talking about how nice of a day it is actually.
Debbie D: Yeah I know, its a pity this weather won't last long. I mean this is Boston. In three weeks we'll all be miserable, it will be cold and we'll be freezing our asses off walking to work and you know how bad public transport is in winter. Wow I can feel the cold already...brrrr....hahaha.
Jennifer: Well, yeah.... At least we are getting this one day to relax, drink some wine, chat, you know.....
Debbie D: Ya right, who are you kidding? Half the people here don't even like each other. Like Jess thinks all those people like hearing about her boyfriend all day but nobody cares. And Julie doesn't know that we all call her "F my life chick" behind her back.
(Debbie walks on after successfully depressing everyone to continue her reign of terror)

Why this person needs to go
We understand you are frustrated, depressed and perhaps angry at life itself and we earnestly hope that you can resolve that as soon as possible. But PLEASE do not force us to share your miserable perspective on life. Misery is not a personality trait or a style and it's definitely not attractive, so instead of looking for every potential problem in a situation, try to enjoy the good things in life. By spreading misery you are A) Depressing everyone and B) Actively making sure you stay miserable. A good positive perspective on life goes a long way, if you can't do that, then stay home and wallow in your misery alone. Either way, stop depressing everyone else around you.

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100 simple thing we take for granted: #5 Your Butt

#5 Your Butt!

By Africanlegend.
It follows us every where we go like the proverbial tail. Some cultures want it huge and others try to vaporize it with exotic fat-free diets. I am talking about the dual cheeked wonder that accompanies us throughout our lives and takes on many different shapes and sizes. I am referring to: the nates, the clunium, the gluteus, the regio glutealis, the ass, the booty, the hiney or as most refer to it, the butt.

The buttocks are the rounded portions of the anatomy located on the posterior of the pelvic region of apes, humans and many other bipeds or quadrupeds. The buttocks allow primates to sit upright without needing to rest their weight on their feet as four-legged animals do. Many people underestimate the sheer versatility and importance their butt plays in their everyday life. Here are just a few functions:

1.The butt provides a built in cushion to make the act of sitting down more comfortable.
In life you may often find yourself fatigued and needing to rest your legs. If you have a big enough ass, it can act as a natural cushion, enabling you to sit relatively comfortably in a chair-less environment.

2. The butt is vital to motion.
The butt is very involved in your day to day activities like walking, jumping, running etc. A lot of muscles that assist the legs in motion find their origin in your butt. That is why if you look at most successful runners and athletes, they come with a built in huge ass to assist in propulsion, power, torque and speed.

3. Butts cause conflict.
Butts can cause low self esteem if they don't look exactly as the host wants them to and they can be the root of many fights in relationships.

Girl: Does my ass look big in this dress?
Guy: Hell yeah!! I bet it has it own gravitational pull!
Girl: OMG (runs off and starves herself into some eating disorder)

Girl: I saw you looking at her ass.
Guys: It's genetic, if I didn't I wouldn't be a man.

4.A nice butt can provide opportunities and forge careers.
If you have a really nice butt like Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez you can earn your living off it. A nice butt can act as an excellent substitute for talent, charisma, intelligence, grace, good manners, decorum, common sense, civility, decency or any other life skill you can acquire. I mean, lets face it, nobody watches Keeping up with The Kardashians for its gripping insight and examination of the nature of mankind.

5. Butts can be used as a sign of protest if exposed on purpose.
Why stand around for hours with signs and chants like a bunch of hippies when you can make a statement with your hiney. Maybe you disagree with the new SB1040 anti-immigrant laws. Don't bother writing letters to your congress man, simply band together and moon him as he exits his office. Paint your protests and demands on each butt cheek, make sure the press is there and voila, a powerful statement that can't be ignored.

6. Butts can cause shame if exposed inadvertently.
So you are sick and tired of the girl you hate for absolutely no reason except that she is more attractive than you. Why sit and sulk in the corner? Be a true playa-hate-her and sneak up behind her when it is crowded and pull down her skirt. The shame and embarrassment caused by an accidentally exposed glut is priceless.

7. Butts can be used to threaten or intimidate others:

If you don't shut up you'll get an ass-kicking.
I will kick your butt.
He is about to get an ass whipping.
If she does anything else imma ride up on that ass (meaning unclear)

8. The word Butt and all its variants can be used as virtually any part of speech.

Verb: It was crowded so I had to kind of ass my way through everybody.
Noun: She has a wonderful ass. This place smells like ass.
Adjective: He is a butt-head and she is an ass!
Pronoun: Ass asked me to fill out this report so I have to go home late.
Interjection: Hey Ass! Put that down

So next time you sit down, get up to walk or perform just about any activity that requires motion, take a moment to think about the unsung hero that humanity takes for granted. turn around and say, "Booty, I appreciate you."

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100 Simple things you take for granted: #4 Bees

4# Bees

Humankind depends on this?

By Sparklingjem
Einstein made a statement that:

"If the bee were to disappear from the surface of the earth, mankind would have no more than four years to live."

The bee is quite simply one of the most fascinating creatures on our planet. It's wings, which beat at a speed of 200 beats per second, are supposedly too small to carry the weight of it's body yet they do. The bee can fly up to six miles in a single trip at a speed of 15 miles per hour. Their brain is the size of a sesame seed yet they possess the ability to learn, remember and make complex calculations when foraging for honey. Honey is the only human food produced by insects that contains all the substances necessary to sustain life. Not to mention, honey is the only substance that never goes bad. It has been found in Egyptian pyramids, thousands of years old yet still edible. But, all in all, we could probably survive without honey so what was Einstein talking about and what was he drinking while doing so. 

Bees from all over America head down to California in the spring, to pollinate the almond farms.

Einstein was referring to pollination. In most of the western world, the biggest bee industry is not producing honey. It is hiring out the services of bees to farmers who rely on these tiny creatures to pollinate their crops which we rely on to eat. Over a third of commercial crops rely on bees alone to pollinate them. 

This crisis is more immediate than you might think. The last few years have seen huge declines in bee populations around the world from pesticide poisoning and the development of resistant strains of diseases. Already farms in parts of China are having to hand pollinate. This will lead to huge food price increases, ultimately food shortages and many crops disappearing from our supermarkets.

So next time you complain about the bees flying around your swimming pool or try to swat one buzzing around your soda, take a moment to think about what the world would be like without them and be grateful for the work they do.

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5 reasons you should learn to spell...

By Africanlegend.
1. Prejudice is not quite refined and stewed with delicious hate if you can't spell anything correctly. There is no exception to that!! Habla inglés?

2. Get A BRAIN MORANS!.....because I know how it feels to not have one!!

3. 1 part road, 2 parts paint, 1 part moron, 2 parts marijuana, should I "SOTP" now.

4. God may turn on you at the wrong moment and you might have a reminder that he doesn't like you tattooed to your back for the rest of your life.

5. This is really just a decoy in case extra-terrestrials target our SCHOOLS. From a birds eye view they'll never be able to find them. Project code name: F$@k up markings near our schools and blame it on the Mexicans.

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Stupid People that need to go: "Can't live without my i-phone" chick

By Africanlegend.

You tried to abscond from work as fast as you could because you read an email that announced that there will be a going away gathering at a restaurant near work for Steve Buchanan, who is leaving for greener pastures. You have no desire to go because you don't particularly like Steve. In fact, you actually don't know of a single employee that does. In fact, Steve thinks this will be a solemn farewell party when in reality it will be a raucous celebration as the office will shed its primary source of body odor and bad breath. Everyone is enjoying themselves, making friendly conversation and pretending to enjoy themselves except Sandra, F*my life Chick's BFF, who is sitting in the corner stroking her i-phone continuously. You think maybe she is just replying a few texts, but this carries on for while. Occasionally she pops up and shows someone some irrelevant article, picture or facebook status update and giggles. After an hour or two, she is still twexting (tweeting and texting) and eventually decides to leave, telling everyone she had fun before running into a waiter because she was too focused on her phone to see him coming. She didn't really talk to anyone and all she will be remembered by is a disaster area of soup and salad on top of a flattened waiter.

Why this person needs to go. Plain and simple, it is rude to sit with a group of people and decide that you'd rather spend time floating in cyber space like an imbecile than talk to them. If you feel awkward in large social groups, continuously texting and refreshbooking won't remedy anything, it just further deters anyone from talking to you. There is nothing on Fbook, Twitter, Myspace or any other social media that can trump a genuinely great story shared and laughed at by a group of friends. Don't ruin socializing by googling every bit of the conversation and showing people pictures and articles they are probably not interested in. If you want to talk to someone else or be somewhere else that badly, you should leave.

 
What to do with this person.
They are not paying attention to anything you have to say so the options are endless. The best thing you can do is jam their ridiculous communication device while making your point. So if there are ten of you in the room, you should all mount a blitzkrieg-like synchronized offense; a surprise attack to shock the enemy as if they have been struck by lightening. All of you should get your phones out and text “Quit being a douchebag and socialize” to the culprit simultaneously. This will either short circuit their phone (if they are on sprint), get them to stop what they are doing or leave, either of those outcomes will drastically improve the environment.

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Top 5 ridiculous Facebook Firings!

By Africanlegend
Being fired for some kind of online verbal diarrhea is becoming more and more common. Most people forget that putting up a status on Facebook can be as visible and public as running down a busy street naked, in florescent pink body paint with a megaphone, screaming obscenities in a foreign language. All it takes is one drunken or enraged status update or a slip of the tongue by that racist friend of yours (we all have one for some reason) and your career will begin to sink like the Titanic.

Without further ado here are my Top 5 Facebook firings and my VERDICT.

5. UK JUROR FACEBOOK POLL.
In the UK, a Juror was dismissed after sharing sensitive information on Facebook regarding a trial. The woman posted details of the child abduction and sex assault case on Facebook. She posted the following comment seeking her Facebook friends assistance; "I don't know which way to go, so I'm holding a poll." She was swiftly dismissed and the trial continued with 11 jurors.


VERDICT: UNFAIR DISMISSAL. 
A trial verdict is intended to be determined by a jury of your peers. By opening it up to facebook that increases the number of  "peers" and would likely yield to a statistically more accurate decision. If a juror in the OJ trial had facebooked something like,"Dead white girl, fled police, bloody glove, DNA connecting him to crime scene, guilty look and demeanor. What do y'all think I should do?" Perhaps they'd have gotten the verdict correct?

4. FIREFIGHTER VS ER DOCTOR.
A firefighter-paramedic, Jason Brown was fired over a 3 minute video clip he posted on Facebook. The clip was of an exchange between two cartoon characters at a hospital. He was obviously airing his frustration at incompetent medical staff as well as the bureaucratic system which he worked in.

Verdict: UNFAIR DISMISSAL.  
The video was as imaginative and creative as an M Knight Shyamalan movie while offering an honest critique of the bureaucratic, incompetency plaguing the medical field.

3. NEW ENGLAND
New England Cheerleader Caitlin Davis lost her job after posing in some Facebook pictures that included a man covered in offensive markings drawn on his skin. These markings included offensive material like swastikas, profanity, penises, ambiguous genitalia and other standard images that should rightly be drawn on people that pass out at parties.



VERDICT: EXTREMELY FAIR DISMISSAL
Although it is always tragic when a hottie is fired, if you look at the second picture from the top, Caitlin is doing the infamous "duck lips" Facebook pose. This, in my view, should be an automatic fire-able offense and possible banishment from society.

2. REVENGE OF THE GAY BOSS.




Verdict: VERY FAIR DISMISSAL. 
A woman that cannot even spot a gay man cannot be an asset to any company.

1. JENNY.
While this is not a Facebook firing, I am hoping that 19.7 hours of Farmville in a 40 hour week should hopefully be enough to earn you a termination. A woman, who we know only as Jenny, quit her job and sent a flurry of pictures to her fellow employees which ultimately outed her boss as a felony level Farmville addict. Her rage came after she overheard her boss calling her an HPOA (hot piece of ass) on the phone, which to me is the only thing I side with her boss on. Here are the highlights, the rest you can find HERE @ www.chive.com

UPDATE: HOAX..READ ABOUT THE HOAX HERE

SHE QUIT!

SHE HATED HER BOSS SPENCER!

THEY HAVE A BRILLIANT NAME FOR THE OFFICE TRASH CAN.

SPENCER HAS: A TEMPER.

BAD BREATH.

AND THINKS JENNY IS A HOPA???

SORRY A HPOA!

ALTHOUGH SPENCER INSTALLED A PROGRAM TO MONITOR INTERNET ACTIVITY, HE HIMSELF SPENDS.....




GOOD LUCK JENNY :-)


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VERDICT: JENNY IS AWESOME AND HER BOSS SHOULD BE FIRED
Jenny you are brilliant, smart and definitely an HPOA....I am bowing down to your legend as I write this.

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