~ Take notes.......
1. Pooch #1 remembered his high school geometry and recalled that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line...~past the other idiots.
2. The swimming dogs = the masses. The dog that chose to "think outside the pool" = Steve Jobs (R.I.P).
3.Then again, you can keep it Mafioso and go Tony Montana on your competition.........."So say goodnight to the bad dog!"