Dog's Suicide Attempt foiled by "Rescuers"

Isaac Lungu | 2:40 PM |

This was not the real headline for this story, neither will it coincide with reported facts. If you clicked on the this headline, you have just been Yahoo-ed into reading this article....

In reality, a dog was rescued from an ice river after plunging into it, allegedly in pursuit of geese....

but there are many other hypotheses......

I am not trying to ratchet things up here, but suicide rates in the white-owned dogs demographic have been rising steeply since 1994 ~ google it.......

But here's a picture from the heart-warming story released to media outlets to shield our eyes from the truth....

WHITE-OWNED DOG'S NEED OUR HELP!

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