Two Domino's Managers Burn Down a Papa John's

The recession continues to drive Americans crazy. Tough sacrifices have to be made such as cooking at home instead of going out and cutting down to only per person. A woman already tried to saw off her husband's head but the craze doesn't stop there. Times are tough and that makes your decision on what crappy pizza to get even more of an ordeal.


- Pizza Hut has the $10 for any crap they can put together deal. 
- Domino's has their new Artisan Pizza, with foriegn panache from the country DonkeysArseburg, Europe.
- Papa John's offers "real ingredients" which taste nothing like "real food." 

So how do you possibly choose which local join to hit up? Well you can't choose one if their store has been burned to a crisp, incinerated, oven baked, flamed broiled, char grilled........ ~ ok I'll stop.

Two managers of a Domino’s Pizza restaurant in Lake City, in north-central Florida, have been charged with burning down a rival Papa John’s location. The motive? Police say one of the men admitted that he believed that with his competitor out of the way, more pizza lovers would flock to his restaurant. The Papa John’s was gutted in the Oct. 20 fire. Both men – Sean Everett Davidson, 23, and Bryan David Sullivan, 22 – were booked on arson charges and were being held in jail. The Star-Banner of Ocala reports that police are still looking for an ignition device that the men claimed they made but did not use to start the fire. Police said the suspects described a device made out of a clack, a nine-volt battery, a golf ball-size amount of black gunpowder and a plastic bag, the newspaper reported.

Two Domino's Managers Burn Down a Papa John's

This was Papa John's hottest, albeit illegal, idea to get ahead and I can admire their dedication but you do have to wonder, where the hell is this country going to these days?


"Gays should not be able to wed because it ruins the "sanctity of marriage" ~ Some Bigot.

In recent years it has become clear that heterosexuals are doing a perfectly capable job of bastardizing marriage themselves. Divorce rates that look like Basketball statistics and marriages that last as long as a man's erection would last if he looked at queen Victoria naked.

A mere 10 weeks after their lavish, made-for-TV wedding and less than a month after the wedding special aired, reality starlet Kim Kardashian is canceling her marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries. The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star filed for divorce Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. Kardashian explained that is was a very difficult decision that obviously took countless, countless hours to make. Kardashian had hoped the marriage would last forever and is sad that she marginally missed the mark. Humphries told celebrity news site TMZ he was “devastated” to learn his bride had filed for divorce and is “willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.”

Mentally ill people do irrational things and make no mistake, almost all reality "stars" are mentally ill. That's why we watch them. Their stupidity is an outlier and tends to deviate considerably from aggregate stupidity levels. Reality stars crave attention and we feed the beast with lamb chops. Getting married is probably pretty exciting, there is spine chilling anticipation of all great things that were told about it from an early age like the 30000 carat wedding and engagement rings, the streets paved with gold and the free unicorn but after the ceremony you have to actually be married. 

I have an idea on how to settle the whole gay marriage thing once and for all.....

A Marriage Face off:

Give the gays unbridled access to the institution of marriage for a 5-10 year period. At the end of said time period, let us compare marriage statistics and see who is doing the institution more justice. The winners will be awarded the grand prize.....


The winners get to persecute the other group all they want for a period equal to the period statistic were collected. The process can be repeated to infinity. After about 4 rounds, every prejudiced individual will probably die out and we wont have to make up silly solutions for silly problems.  My solution is fair, if not genius. I'd run for president of the USA but I'm African.

It's not the size of the dog, it's the size of the cheat in the Dog...
You have many options in life, many paths you can take to be successful. You can choose to compete fairly with your opponents and the most skilful combatant will be ordained the victor or you can employ other more sinister methods. You can simply annihilate all of your opponents and in doing so you will be crowned the victor by default ~ A win is a win right? That's EXACTLY what this dog did to get ahead.......

SEE FOR YOURSELF.............

The Chinese are everywhere. The first shoes I ever purchased in Africa were knock off "Nike Airs," aptly named "Ekin Rias" but I had no idea the Chinese had gone this far. Karma perhaps? Just like the Americans are building a big ass wall to keep Mexicans out of the US, apparently the Chinese are building big ass walls to keep Americans out of Michigan....

Or maybe this person is a dumb ass and doesn't know basic geography. How can you not recognize a wall so big it's visible from space.....

PETA Sues Seaworld in Orca Slavery Allegations ~ Orca picture

PETA is at it again. This time they have filed a lawsuit against SeaWorld claiming that the manner in which they keep their animals is in violation of the 13th Amendment, which abolishes slavery and prohibits involuntary servitude. Basically, they are saying SeaWorld is running an aquatic, cotton picking farm with sea creatures.

PETA argues that five orcas in captivity are, by definition, slaves, as they were: forcibly taken from their families, put in captivity, subject to sperm collection and forced to perform tricks for SeaWorld's profit. The "plaintiffs" listed in the suit include orcas: Corky, Kasatka and Ulises of SeaWorld San Diego and Tilikum and Katina who are based at Sea World in Orlando, Fla. Tilikum is the notorious serial killing orca responsible for the death of a homeless man and a trainer in 1999 and the death of another one of it's trainers in 2010.
PETA Sues Seaworld in Orca Slavery Allegations~ Slave Orcas in captivity
SeaWorld's Plantation
PETA, said in a statement,

"Slavery is slavery, and it does not depend on the species of the slave any more than it depends on gender, race, or religion." ~ Is it??

Ignoring the fact that there are still plenty of enslaved humans in the world today, let us examine the argument that PETA is using to suggest that these animals are "slaves." Consider keeping a dog indoors most of the day and only taking it out for 20 minutes a day to have a crap and chase a frisbee. Consider a horse kept in a stable and only being aloud to roam free if it's being rode by it's owner. Is that not enslaving the dog or the horse? Were the dog and the horse not taken from their natural environments, displaced from their families, kept in captivity and only allowed some degree of freedom to do only the bidding of their masters. Are they enslaved?

"There is no such thing as part freedom" ~ Nelson Mandela

The Constitution was designed with relevance to the actions of rational beings. If we apply the constitution to everything and anything we might as well just call for anarchy in the streets. That would set the wrong precedent and that would just be weird.....

Your cat will have the right to bear arms as prescribed by the second amendment.  

Your Parakeet will have the right to legal counsel should you accuse it of anything according to the sixth amendment.


Your dog's kennel will be protected from unreasonable search and seizure according to the 4th Amendment. 

I don't take PETA seriously because they go beyond protecting animals and it seems like they will only be happy once we consider animals as our equals ~ I can't do that because I'd have to give up KFC. In doing so, they bastardize a very meaningful agenda. By 2050 PETA wants your pet goat to be eligible to run for office ~ bad example, that might be a step up from some of the politicians we have these days.

I suppose this is the reason we go to school. To reduce our ignorance. To prevent us from repeating this type of behavior in adulthood and bringing shame to ourselves and to our families. None the less, if this girl actually went ahead and completed this school project then it would have made for very interesting reading, especially if the teacher has never seen Armageddon......

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Ever had someone special? A person that you had a beautiful connection with? Ever been in hopeless, intoxicating love with someone? Imagine walking in one day and finding that person in the arms of another? I bet you a million bucks it would look like this!

"Meow I thought you said your husband was at work........"

Walmart doesn't give a crap anymore. I have half-jokingly mentioned once before in "5 tricks that will actually get you service at Walmart" that to get any service in Walmart you need to either steal something, spread a deadly disease in the store or die. While that analysis can be interpreted as mild exaggeration, this cannot.

While I was in Walmart looking for a cooling pad for my laptop which has been running at pizza oven temperatures as of late, I came across a netbook on display. Thank God Walmart is ROLLING back prices on this baby. The display computer's keyboard looks like a drunk five year old took a sledge hammer and went to town on it. It looked like a mafia boss bashed it in with a 2 by 4 because it owed him money. It looked like Tina Turner after dinner and a movie with Ike ~ Ok i'll stop...


Has Walmart just stopped hiring people to man their stores? There is total anarchy and bedlam in their store these days. In fact, there is more order in Libya and Afghanistan than there is in a Walmart store these days.

Actually, more like many ideas and 4 themes.....

There are just a couple of days left before Halloween and you are probably wondering what to be for Halloween this year? Don't just wait until the last minute and put something tacky together because there is nothing worse than a person that didn't try. Got nothing? No worries, here are some ideas to get the blood flowing on your Halloween costume. Costumes don't have to cost a fortune to put together, they just have to be well conceived.....

1. Old School Halloween!
Linda Blair, Regan MacNeil (Exorcist)
Originally, Halloween was about, ghosts, ghouls, witches, vampires and other creatures of the night but most people have departed from this idea and turned it into a general costume night. How about going old school and taking it back to classic halloween? How about dressing up as a blood covered, surgeon, Frankenstein or a witch. Dress up as something that is guaranteed to scare the crap out of kids that come knocking at your door, in keeping with the original (evil) spirit of Halloween. You can spice it up by taking contemporary, frightful characters and recreating then in costume form. Just because you take the old school approach, doesn't mean you can't find something fresh or give a unique interpretation of something everyone has seen before.

Some ideas: 
Regan MacNeil (Exorcist)
Jason (Halloween)
Freddy Krugger (Nightmare on Elm Street)
Goblins, Uruk-hai etc (Lord of the Rings)

Difficulty level: 6
Difficulty comes in trying to create a unique interpretation on many ideas that have been beaten to death with the master's whip.

2. The Slutty + (costume) formula.
4 Killer Ideas for Your Halloween Costume!

Over time frightful halloween costumes have been replaced by slutty, short, revealing costumes. Halloween is the one night when women can dress up as slutty as they want and not be judged for it. Born of a fundamental lack of creativity, I don't think very highly of the Slutty + (costume) formula but as a man I have no choice but to endorse it and in many ways encourage it.

If you choose to go this route, you will be glad to know that it is very easy to pull off. All you need is a costume of a normal, respectable occupation: Doctors, Nurses, lawyers, policemen, firemen etc. These can be purchased inexpensively at most halloween stores. Your simple task will be to "sluttify" your costume. This can be done by making it shorter or tighter. You can also accessorize the costume by applying bold make up and any taboo, skimpy items that you can find in the back of your wardrobe in the dark corner that you hide from society for fear of social recourse.

Some Ideas: (Slutty + Anything)
Nurse = Slutty Nurse
Policewoman = Slutty Policewoman

Difficulty level: 2
Very easy, no creativity needed.

3. The Controversial Costume!
4 Killer Ideas for Your Halloween Costume!
Kunta Kinte and friends...
This is my favorite type of costume. I find people's response to costumes to be more interesting than the costumes themselves ~ plus I'm an attention whore. Find a taboo or controversial topic, character or theme that people will be uncomfortable with and turn it into a costume. Coming up with something offensive is pretty easy these days. White people greatly expanded the body of offensive material in the last 10-15 years. 

Controversial costumes carry a risk you need to consider before deciding to attempt to wear one. Avoid doing something like dressing up as a white supremacist in Harlem. Such a costume is just meant to push boundaries a little. It's purpose is to be creative and controversial but funny ~ not suicidal. 

A couple of Halloweens ago I dressed up as a slave. I got mixed responses but at lease 10 lectures form from a diverse group of people about how socially irresponsible I was. It was as if wearing a slave outfit would usher in a new era of slavery. The way I see it most things are fair game.

Some Good ideas...
A woman breast feeding
An Illegal immigrant
Casey Anthony
Troy Davis
Moammar Gaddafi

Difficulty level: 9
You need a good idea, a costume that conveys it and iron balls.

4. Heroes, Cartoon Characters.
4 Killer Ideas for Your Halloween Costume!
Scarlet Johanson as Black Widow (Avengers)
Super heroes and cartoon characters are always fun. Everybody loves a well done super hero costume and many costume stores sell base super hero costumes that you can accessorize and add your own personal touch to. When Transformers 1 came out, an acquaintance of mine dressed up in a Home-made Optimus Prime outfit that obviously took a century to make and sacrificed his ability to move or function for the rest of the night ~ all in the name of a good costume. There are also many female heroes that look deathly sexy that will satisfy the need to sluttify oneself  but not carry the cliche backdrop of the Slutty + (costume) formula.

Some ideas..
Salene (Underworld)
Green Lantern
Nick Furry (Avengers)
Black Widow (Avengers)
Kick Ass

Difficulty: 8
Truly good ones often require a lot of prep time.

The options are endless, just don't be lame! Please make your costume a good one this year........


Here are several mind-blowing facts about the human body that you probably did not know about. I am not saying this just so you read either. You probably had no idea that your body replaces it's cells so often that you basically have a new body worth of cells every 7 years did you? If you knew that, I don't know what to say....leave your house once in a while.... Anyway enjoy!

1. With the sperm contained in a male's testicles, he could repopulate Dallas and it would take him 6 month's to repopulate the entire planet. However, the sex-related friction will definitely cause his penis to fall off.

14 Amazing and very interesting facts about your body! ~ Sperm picture

2. Your body is constantly replacing cells, so much so that you have a completely different body than you did seven years ago. So technically, the longest jail sentence you should serve should be 7 years, longer than that and you should be able to sue for false imprisonment.

3. The amount of information your brain can hold is believed to be up to 1000 Tera-bytes. The Watson IBM super computer only has a paltry 16 Tera-bytes of RAM.

4. Your brain has the potential to remember everything you have ever experienced, read, heard or seen. The only problem is that you cannot recall it but it's in there somewhere. So this means for all intents and purposes, you will NEVER forget your EX.

5. Your hair grows about 12 mm a month.

14 Amazing and very interesting facts about your body! ~ Sasquatch picture

6. In your life time you will eat about 50 tons of food or in the case of Oprah Winfrey, close to 4500.

7. You need to walk 50 miles a day to give your legs the same workout your eyes get in a day.

8. The next 4 years you will shed your body weight in dead skin. So be encouraged, you are constantly losing weight.

9. You have seen everyone in your dreams at some point in your life.

10. Pound for pound a baby is stronger than an OX but pound for pound it's also a bigger pain in the ass.

14 Amazing and very interesting facts about your body! - Ox,Cow picture

11. You react at astonishing speeds of 170 MPH yet when she said hi to you, you couldn't come up with something smart to say quickly enough.

12. Aside from burning, your hair does not disintegrate. In those regards, it is virtually indestructible. I call BS on this one. A black woman's hair can't even survive a swimming pool.

13. 25 000 000 of your cells died while you read this sentence but your body will make 300 billion more today.

14. You were one cell for half an hour.

Mind blowing Source:
14 Amazing and very interesting facts about your body!

Life lesson 1: If you cheat you can definitely succeed in life. You just have to avoid getting caught. But most importantly, you need a brilliantly conceived plan. These three dogs all came up with genius but highly illegal means of "winning."

~ Take notes.......

1. Pooch #1 remembered his high school geometry and recalled that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line...~past the other idiots.

2. The swimming dogs = the masses. The dog that chose to "think outside the pool" = Steve Jobs (R.I.P).

3.Then again, you can keep it Mafioso and go Tony Montana on your competition.........."So say goodnight to the bad dog!"

Wife Tries To Behead Sleeping Husband With Power Saw: Police
~ The recession is driving people crazy and bizarre incidents are beginning to pile up in formerly safe, black free suburbia. A man was about to give head to his wife, his real head!~

A Washington woman is behind bars after allegedly attempting to behead her sleeping husband with a reciprocating(power) saw. Everett Police arrived on the scene and found blood on the carpet and walls with the soundtrack of a bloody man screaming, "it was you, it was you......You tried to cut my head off, you're going to jail," at his wife. The man sustained cuts to his neck, upper shoulder and other small preliminary injuries commonly associated with a beheading.

The victim's wife admits using the reciprocating saw but not to sacrifice her husband. The wife claims to have been attacking a phantom intruder who had apparently evaded their home Security , broken into their home and absconded through a window in one of the bedrooms ~ then tripped, fell and landed the saw on his neck? However, police say the window in that bedroom is outfitted with a child-lock (or in this case husband-trap) devise which keeps it from opening more than a few inches.

THE VIDEO REPORT.........(Not of the attempted beheading.)

This is precisely why I never recommend going to sleep with someone you have pissed off. You provide an easy, stationary target for them to strike. I have once woken up with a sizzling woman peering into my visage in the dead of night and I immediately left, no questions asked. As an unruly, bulky, muscular young boy I thought my size made me exempt from punishment at the hands of my smaller but infinitely smarter mother. Just like the American settlers chose night time to sack unsuspecting British troops, MamaLegend used the cover of night to launch well co-ordinated, precision attacks, counteracting my size and speed advantage. Doesn't matter who you are, everyone is completely vulnerable when they are sleep ~ except Jason Bourne and Spiderman. 

As for the incident, I think it moves white women up the list of dangerous women to date. Latinas and Black women have already pounced at this article and responded by reminding men that they favor more reasonable revenge schemes like: keying cars, beatings, shredding clothing and public humiliation; all at no cost of life. They have also released a joint statement...."We told you white women are crazy...."

Source offers a text service that provides you with a fake girlfriend. The system is designed to alleviate the social anxiety associated with being a single male in a group of captured males. is not an escort service and the man never meets an actual woman. The service sends perfectly-timed "girlfriend-esque" text messages and voice mails to the man's phone just so he can show them to his friends or potential mates and say, "See, I have a girlfriend! ~ and I'm REALLY lame"

Messages include:
-- "I just need someone to talk to... Call me?"
-- "Why don't you leave the boys and come hang out with me?"
-- "Please come hang out with me? Please? I really miss you."

.....Meaning that in addition to real women, you can now also be nagged by a fake one.

Naturally, I enrolled. I put the number on the website in my phone and started sending "Hope Solo" messages:

Me: Hey what's up

Hope Solo: I miss you honey xoxo. (:

Me: What are you up to?

Hope Solo: Thanks so much for the pics :-). I'll send some soon.

Me: Good luck in your next game.

Hope Solo: When are you going to come see me?!?! I miss you! :0)
Me: Good morning!


Conclusions: provides you with a white, suburban girlfriend aged 21-26. The type that wears North Face, goes to Boston College, belongs to a sorority, loves frozen yogurt and dates black guys to piss off her parents. It can be fun if you are goofing around, but if you are actually using it in a serious capacity then that is quite sad. After the novelty wore off, I began to feel more pathetic with every text I burned. In any case, how long can you keep up such a facade? You'll have to produce your mystery girl at some stage and what do you do then? Hire a fake one? Where do you draw the line?

This service highlights the reality of social anxieties in the world we live in. People are being made to feel as if they are worth less if they aren't married with 2.75 children by 35 or 25 or 17, whatever the age is these days. The truth is, it is better to be happy and you don't have to be with someone to be happy. The assumption people make is that a couple is a happier unit than a single person but like everything in life that is up for debate. You never know what happens behind closed doors. People will definitely pretend to be "the happy couple" for the sake of appearances but how can you reconcile that with extremely high divorce rates. The most important thing is not to screw up your chance to meet a real person because you were too busy texting a fake one.

As for Hope Solo and I, We broke up yesterday! I just pushed all the wrong buttons....
Polish Soccer club Sportowy Hutnik Krakow female fans strip naked for calendar to save team from bankruptcy

The women fans of Klub Sportowy Hutnik Krakow in Poland have taken the idea of "taking one for your team" to the next level. 

The female fans of Klub Sportowy Hutnik Krakow of the Polish IV League made a sacrifice for their team after enduring a prolonged two year spell of financial turmoil. Loyal Klub Sportowy female supporters decided to bare it all in the KSHK team calendar in an effort to sell more copies and raise enough money to prevent their team from going bust. The women's move has caused feminists to choke up as if they were in a speeding car and swallowed a stray fly ~ but such people are better off ignored.

Daniel Urbaniec, a KSHK spokesperson, said of the calendars, "We hope it will give the male fans a real thrill and raise some cash for us so we can improve the facilities at the club. The girls are all genuine fans and 100 percent beautiful with their kit on or off."

Polish Soccer club Sportowy Hutnik Krakow female fans strip naked for calendar to save team from bankruptcy

After seeing the calendar, I purchased a plane ticket to Poland, not because I now believe Polish women are beautiful and very dedicated. But it is because I COMPLETELY believe in the institution of sport and the brave men and women that seek to protect it's sanctity.

You spend your whole life building a nest, saving every penny so that someday you can live out your life in comfort. Then one day a criminal comes along and just siphons off your earnings one dollar at a time. Meet the "Bernie Madoff" of penguins. Instead of finding his own pebbles to build his nest, this criminal penguin chooses a life of white-feathered crime, robing his fellow citizens of their hard earned pebbles. Thankfully, in the end justice prevails. You don't believe me? See for yourself........

Correction: As @Stevenisbeef points out, justice does NOT prevail. At the end of the video, the thief is defending his nest from another thief and the original penguin never did figure out what was going on. I wanted to believe in justice but as it turns out The "Madoff Penguin" is still at large.


Coach fight NFL: San Francisco 49'ers Jim Harbaugh and Detroit Lions' Jim Schwartz
Jim Harbaugh, 49ers (left) faces up to Jim Schwartz, Lions (right)
Chaos occurred in the NFL this weekend and it had nothing to do with black, unruly athletes. 

San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh got a little excited after the 'Niners 25-19 upset over the Detroit Lions and transfered his excitement into the lower back of opposing coach Jim Schwartz. Harbaugh gave Schwartz a physical handshake that even his linebackers would be proud of and topped it off by slapping Schwartz on the back. Harbaugh quickly fled the scene of the crime after uttering something into Schwartz's ear. Schwartz took exception to Harbaugh's gesture of sportsmanship and attempted to bull-rush Harbaugh, doing everything he could to get at Harbaugh including a couple of impressive spin moves. Schwartz was unable to get to Harbaugh to record a sack as a result of some impressive defense from members of both teams, a testament to the fantastic season each team has had thus far, both with 5-1 records. The NFL are investigating and Jim Schwartz admits that he MAY have overreacted.

"What is he[Schwartz] gonna explain to his kids?" Rodney Harrison.


A.J Hawk says, "hello!"
Green Bay Packers outstanding Line Backer A.J Hawk, sacked RAMS quarterback Sam Bradford and then raised his middle finger towards his own sideline in his celebration. The celebration was captured on camera and comes complete with the pregnant, "I didn't hear anything," awkward pause by the commentators. Hawk called the gesture a "running joke" with some of his teammates and said it "wasn't meant to get out there, for people to see." Hawk has since apologized for his obscene gesture.

As you can see, in the heat of the moment passion can overwhelm reason and not even coaches are immune from it. It's part and parcel of sports but that does not mean it won't piss off white America. To the age old, "he is a disgrace, my children were watching," people, all I have to say is, "Well now is your time to be a parent then." Tell your kids what they have seen and explain why you believe it's wrong. Don't be naive, if they are old enough to enjoy hard hitting football then they have definitely seen a middle finger used before. Kids don't become deviants because of the things they see on TV or the violent video games they play, they become deviants because they don't have good guidance ~ that's what parents are for. So quit blaming the tele for your bratty, unruly child ~ it's you!

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Disclaimer: Africanlegend........ does NOT EVER listen to Ke$ha....BUT his little sister Mama13 does.....
IF he did, he'd tell you that if you are having a good time dancing at the club, it is possible for one of Ke$ha's songs to sneak up on you thus leaving you with no choice but to dance. They are catchy and made that way to ensnare stray black dudes [like me] leaving them intoxicated with their rhythm manifesting in uncontrollable humming or singing in places like the shower.

"Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no..."
That's what I WOULD be signing,

IF I knew the lyrics and IF I listened to the song but I have already told you that men like me don't listen to such music in "line 1, paragraph 1...."

Good news to all the Ke$ha enthusiasts out there, especially my little sister Mama13 who says she'd rather die than go a day without listening to her 'bestest singer ever."  Fashion-forward brand Baby-G has partnered up with Ke$ha to create two watches that couldn’t tie in any better with her hit song “TiK ToK.”
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The cat and dog warfare has been a farce for many years. Some experts believe it ended as early as 1786. You want proof?  Well here you have it? This cat is caught speaking fluent dog before it shamelessly reverts to cat when it is caught in the act. However, it's indiscretion was caught on tape......

Procter & Gamble's Joseph Bartorillo, puts semen into coworkers yogurt, PA
"Procter and Gamble ~ What's in your Yogurt?"
 In Larksville, PA a Procter & Gamble employee decided to give two of his female co-workers the edge by repeatedly spiking their yogurt with an illegal performance enhancer. The high protein, enhancer is a compound naturally produced in the body, but is illegal to administer to any person without their express consent.

......The enhancer......SEMEN

Joseph Bartorillo, 60, on more than one occasion introduced his own semen into the yogurt containers of two female co-workers at the Procter & Gamble plant in Wyoming County, PA report the police and the FBI.

The contamination occurred over the last year in the lunchroom of the plant, but investigators say no Procter & Gamble products were affected and public health is not in danger ~ because a little bit of semen never hurt nobody.

Bartorillo, allegedly injected his own semen into the yogurt containers for an unknown reason and is now co-operating with police disseminating the details of his indiscretions. Needless to say, Bartorillo's tenure at the plant has been discontinued prematurely and he could face up to 10 years in prison when authorities figure out exactly what to charge him with. No matter the legal outcome of the case, it is expected that the two unidentified female co-workers will file a civil suit.

Police are not revealing how it became known that Bartorillo was spiking semen into the yogurt or how he was caught. However, police do say that all of the suspect yogurt containers have been collected for evidence.

Apparently, inseminating yogurt has become a little bit of a trend. Recently, a grocery store clerk in New Mexico, Anthony Garcia, 32, was indicted on federal charges for allegedly giving a female shopper a yogurt sample that was tainted with his semen, and then lying to federal agents about the revolting incident.

Anthony Garcia, The store clerk that tried to put a female customer on the Atkins Diet...
This is enough to put me off yogurt for a while and I can't begin to imagine how many such cases we may have missed over the years. Yikes? So.......for those of you that are getting inexplicably bigger, faster and stronger, please check your yogurt for "performance enhancers."

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TGI Fridays Frozen meals

I hate frozen food because I don't consider it to be real food and it very often doesn't resemble or taste like it either. Frozen food makes me think of a time 10000 years from now when human beings have devoured every last plant and animal on the planet and have left it barren and lifeless. Short of considering our fellow man as a delicatessen, scientists invent synthetic foods, complete with all the necessary vitamins and minerals, the only trade off is that they create tastes like (shhhh...) lightly spiced rubber, marinated overnight in motor oil and diesel. As you can see, I watch waaaaay to many sci-fi movies.......

TGI Friday's, a renowned American restaurant has been working tirelessly to solve the issue of boring frozen foods that have been plaguing refrigerators for years now. The all new T.G.I. FRiDAY'S “Entrées for One” line solves frozen food boredom with nine new bold and flavorful entrées. The frozen dishes are inspired by  T.G.I. FRiDAY’S famed restaurant delights with bold flavors like Sizzling Steak Fajitas, Cajun-Style Chicken Alfredo, Sizzling Chicken Fajitas, Prime Rib Stroganoff, Sesame Orange Chicken and many more.
The impressive flavor options infuse a fresh, new flavor and shake things up in the frozen food category. This is a departure from the the mundane frozen foods that can be found residing in the frozen foods section in a store near you; I won't mention any brand names ~ Lean Cuisine. Personally, I'd love to taste a Sizzling Chicken Fajita dish. I think the new line looks succulent and tasty and I am willing to give TGI Friday's a chance to revolutionize frozen food.
Entrées For One
If the prospect of genuinely tasty frozen food doesn't get your appetite wet, then maybe you deserve to eat synthetic, rubbery food from the year 3400......


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This stupid person is based on the real life stupidity of Benito Apolinar who assaulted his wife for not liking his status update.....

It's the anniversary of your mother's death and you decide to post this information on facebook in the hopes that you will mandate sympathy from your peers. The "likes" keep raining in. In fact, within the first hour you have already accumulated 10 "likes" that your mum died this very same day many years ago. You wait patiently for more. Most of your good friends have given your status a "like". Even five people you used to go to high school with chimed in and to be honest you don't even remember be-friending them but you will gladly accept their sympathy as you defecate on your mother's memory. Your status has been up for a few hours now and all the liking seems to have subsided.

Oops, you almost forgot, you have to drop your kids off at your wife's house, in Carlsbad, New Mexico but not after noticing a very serious issue you need to take up with her. After a glass of whiskey, you round up the brat pack and drive them over to their mum's place. They look happy that they will get to see their mother. Your son tries to show you a picture of an astronaut that he drew but you ignore him because you are about to erupt like Mount St Helen. Malicious magma of rage is stirring in your belly. Your wife of 15 years comes out and your kids get out of the car and rush into the house. You cannot hold in your rage anymore so you finally confront her about what is on your mind....

"That's amazing, everyone 'Likes' my status but you, you're my wife. You should be the first one to 'Like' my status,"

She looks a bit stunned and at a loss for words. This is unforgivable. So you decide your only option is to administer what you learned in Chris Brown's "Control your Hoe" seminar. You pull her hair like a rag doll and punch her in the face. Yeah, that will teach her! Next time you make a status update she should be the first to "like" it.

Why this person has to go:
Firstly, I don't know who said it was a good idea to put sensitive information on facebook. Facebook is a public forum. If you wouldn't paint something on a sign outside your house, you probably shouldn't post it on facebook. Deaths, past abuses and invasive, sensitive information are best shared with friends and family that actually care and can give you proper counsel in a private forum with the respect you deserve. A virtual stranger or Dan that you went to high school with that never talks to you but felt obligated to hit the "like" button is actually dishonoring your situation. Dan doesn't actually care, he just felt guilty not responding, which is meaningless and self serving. 

The idea that all your friends or family should hit "like" on all your status to show that they care, is ridiculous. I think you should be more worried if somebody is always responding to what you post on facebook ~ #stalker #serialkiller. Most people have lives, they are out doing things. They are not glued to facebook harping on every word you have to say. How dare you think the world should stop on account of your nonsense? You are not that important, don't kid yourself. Go find some real friends and do some real activities and maybe you won't be so upset when you don't get a "Like".........

The past week marked the occurrence of two disasters in South African sports. The coach of the national soccer team decided to apply his own interpretation to the official tournament rules of the Africa Cup of Nations, leading the whole nation to believe that they had qualified for the Africa Cup 2012 in Equatorial Guinea......

They celebrated thinking they'd qualified......

But it turns out they didn't.....

The Springboks Rugby team, arguably one of  the tournament favorites, and certainly favorites for that particular game, lost 9-11 vs Australia in a heart-stopper. The nation blames poor officiating but having watched every minute of that game, I blame something else. A cosmic force stood on the goal/try line and rendered any attempt South Africa made to score into nothingness. Surge after surge ended with no points........:LIKE A CURSE!!, ~ "A plague o" both your houses." 

BUT WHY...........
Dalai Lama denied visa by South Africa

South Africa wouldn't give the Dalai Lama an agent of peace, a visa and as a result every deity, including but not limited to: Jesus Christ, Allah, Zeus, Buddah, Hare Krishna and Joseph Smith apparently teamed up to make South Africans have one hell of a miserable weekend.

That's my theory........
The Dalai Lama and his entourage had expected to visit South Africa in October and had dutifully submitted visa applications and passports. The Lama's agenda included attendance to Archbishop Tutu's Birthday on October 6th and a number of public talks. The Dalai Lama was forced to cancel his trip when the South Africa government refused to permit him entry. “Since the South African government seems to find it inconvenient to issue a visa to His Holiness the Dalai Lama, His Holiness has decided to call off this visit to South Africa." That was the official statement from the office of the Dalai Lama. The statement did not address the question as to why South Africa did not grant the visa, and the South African Embassy in New Delhi did not immediately respond to a request for clarification but officials in South Africa said they followed normal procedures in reviewing the visa request.

Although the official reason is unclear, [sources] believe South Africa refused to grant the holy man entry to avoid jeopardizing their foreign affairs with China. China has accused the Dalai Lama of trying to split Tibet from China and create an independent state. The Dalai Lama has said he does not favor independence but has criticized what he calls Chinese repression of Tibet’s religious and cultural traditions ~ because he's a good guy.
The Desmond Tutu Peace Center, an advocacy group co-founded by Desmond Tutu himself, and the Pretoria branch of the Office of Tibet, the official name of Tibet’s government in exile, issued a joint statement calling the fiasco “profoundly disrespectful of two Nobel Peace laureates who are among the most revered spiritual leaders on earth.” That statement coincided with a visit to China by South Africa’s vice president, Kgalema Motlanthe, who signed multiple trade and development agreements.

Hope Solo dancing with the stars pic week 4: The Foxtrot

Continuing my FAIR & BALANCED coverage of ABC's Dancing with the Stars.......

Hope Solo reinforced her credentials as the obvious winner of this season's Dancing with the Stars with what critics are calling the best Foxtrot they have seen since the dance was invented by Henry Fox in 1914. "You could go all the way," said judge Len Goodman, before continuing to rip Solo to shreds and questioning her commitment levels. A curious statement as we all saw Solo almost in tears during rehearsal from the sheer effort she was putting in and it is a proven fact that when white girls try hard, they inevitably end up crying ~ #justhowitworks.

"She is terrible, this the worst dance, I've ever seen," exclaimed my sister, a perennial Hopo Solo hater and member of 23 Facebook groups dedicated to spreading anti Hope Solo sentiment. A few minutes later she was left with a vacuous expression on her face as the judges' scores forced her to shut her trap...

Judge: Bruno Tonioli: 8
Judge: Annoying Asian Woman:8
Judge: Len Goodman: 8


However, it was my childhood crush Ricky Lake that stole the show earning the first 10's on the show this season ~ a pair of them. I have had a crush on Ricky Lake since I was a little legend of about 9 years old. I used to faithfully watch her gripping television TV show The Ricky Lake Show. I get chills thinking about it! I wouldn't be the man I am without Ricky Lake. Plus size power! Just because you wear plus size bras, doesn't mean your aren't super sexy...


I missed the others and/or wasn't interested. The black/Latino dude J.R Martinez was exceptional, probably the best of the lot. However, in the case of an ethnic dude dancing well, I can only quote Shania Twain and tell you, "That don't impress me much". In fact, he should be given a points handicap since he is dancing with white folk.

Man throws Hot Dog at Tiger Woods

Tiger Wood's hot dog and it's many exploits have been in the news for many months now but Woods will be happy to know that his wiener was not the focus of this story....

During the final round of the Open, a spectator ran towards Woods and threw a missile at him as he stood over a putt at the 7th hole. The misfired Hot Dog landed well short of Tiger Woods as it broke into shrapnel shortly after it was weaponized (he'd have better luck going to an Airsoft Stores and getting one of those Airsoft Guns and modifying it to fire hot dogs but clearly this attack was not premeditated). The terrorist attacker was bull rushed by security and quickly took a knee, surrendering himself with no incident. The perpetrator has been charged with disturbing the peace.

Woods was nonchalant after the incident, smiling as he talked about it, appearing to show empathy for the wiener, understand that some times a sausages can be caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. “I guess he (the attacker) wanted to be in the news.” Woods said, “ and I’m sure he will be.”

Man throws Hot Dog at Tiger Woods
Hotdog terrorist, apprehended after failed attack
National Hot Dog and Sausage Council is calling the Tiger Woods hot dog incident ‘Reprehensible’ and a Violation of Hot Dog Etiquette. The NHDSC released the following statement in the aftermath of the attack

“The use of an iconic food in an act of violence against an iconic golfer like Tiger Woods is reprehensible -- and a violation of hot dog etiquette. Some might call the thrower a ‘wiener,’ but we’d say that’s too high a compliment,” said Council President Janet Riley . Hot dogs are meant to be enjoyed – not weaponized.”

South African soccer team celebrates but finds out the have not qualified
Little did they know....
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.....and don't rely on a cock to lay a golden egg.... 

On Saturday Bafana Bafana (South Africa) held Sierra Leone to a goal-less draw in their final game of their African Nations Cup qualifying campaign. It was enough see Bafana Bafana through to the Africa Cup of Nations to be held in Equatorial Guinea in 2012.......

South Africa captain Siphiwe Tshabalala was ecstatic at full-time. “I’m just happy we qualified, we had to do it for the pride of the nation,” he said, and with that he set off for an all-singing, all-dancing lap of honor around the Mbombela Stadium with his team-mates. South African FA president Kirsten Nematandani, meanwhile, went on the national television channel SABC to congratulate the team on qualifying,  – confirming the team was indeed through to next year’s finals.


Then came the 100's of millions of pies that hit a hundred million faces because it soon came to everybody's attention that South Africa had in fact FAILED to qualify. Somehow the coach, the players, and the entire nation were unaware that the head-to-head results, and not goal difference, are used to separate teams on level points. This meant that Niger, despite losing 3-0 to Egypt in their final game had qualified and South Africa would miss out on the trip to the Africa cup tournament. Coach Pitso Mosimane then admitted that he sent his team out looking for a draw, and not the win they needed. “Do you think I would have left (striker) Majoro on the bench and put on a midfielder if I knew that we needed a goal? It doesn’t make sense,” he said, “I feel like I have failed.” Feel like you failed?

This rounds up a heart wrenching weekend for South African sports as the rugby team, known to the masses as the Springboks inexplicably went crashing out of the Rugby World Cup quarter finals, losing 9-11 to Australia. South Africa lost a spine chilling affair plagued by dubious officiating and error after error from a South African team that had the game to win but chose instead to chuck it down a pit latrine.

Springboks South Africa lose 9-11 to Australia. Rugby World Cup
Springboks lose 9-11 vs Australia in the 2011 Rugby World Cup Quarter Finals.
Welcome to Africa...things are just more interesting down there. That being said, as no stranger to South African gloating, all I can say is that the bigger the gloat, the louder the laugh!

Starving Dog Jumps out of a 3 story Window in New Bedford, Massachusetts (Video)
The Starving pooch that attempted to martyr herself!
Trapped and staring death in the eyes, a puppy decided to say a big FML, walk to a window and hurl herself out of the window to end her life. That is not the official story ~

The official story is......

Two young dogs are recovering from malnourishment after one of them jumped out of a three-story window in New Bedford, breaking her hip and hind leg. The dog had apparently been abandoned and left to starve for two months in a tenantless dwelling. The decision to catapult herself out of the window was officially reported as a desperate attempt to find food but I deem the act as a suicide attempt of a political nature. Perhaps, the dog meant to make the ultimate statement and martyr herself to bring awareness to animal cruelty. If that is the case, then the stunt worked as the incident immediately prompted Animal control officers to begin an investigation in what they term as "felony cruelty" to animals. In addition to that, advocates for animal rights began action on several animal protection bills in the fallout of this Ghandi-esc stunt.

"People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy, and I can't do that as [a simple pooch]. As a [dog], I'm flesh and blood. I can be ignored, I can be destroyed. But as a symbol … as a symbol, I can be incorruptible. I can be everlasting." ~ Alfred

Both animals were taken to Cape Cod Veterinary Specialists. Surgeons were able to treat the one-year-old jumper for broken bones, but she will require ongoing monitoring and a special feeding program to address the effects of severe malnutrition. Nobody cares about the one that was too afraid to make the ultimate sacrifice and chose the cowardice and sanctuary of the 3rd floor. However, we can safely assume it is in good care and undergoing a similar rehabilitation regimen. Both animals should be fine.

Authorities are asking for any information regarding the douchebags that abandoned the dogs and are encouraged to call New Bedford Animal Control Officer Emmanuel Maciel at 508-991-6366.
Jesse Lagreca Fox interview, not broadcast
Jesse LaGreca owning FOX correspondent.
In an interview shot for Greta van Susteren’s Fox News show, occupier Jesse LaGreca coherently lays out some reasons for the growing movement. Valid reasons, spoken from a position of knowledge. He referenced the more practical problems facing the US ~ ones that did not involve the president's birth certificate.

This interview was not "Fair and Balanced" enough for FOX.  What a shocker!!.....

Partial Transcript thanks to

Jesse: I’d say that we didn’t take our cue leading off of anybody really. It became a more spontaneous movement. As far as seeing this end, I wouldn’t like to see this end. I would like to see the conversation continue. This is what we should have been talking about in 2008 when the economy collapsed. We basically patched a hole on the tire and said let the car keep rolling. Unfortunately it’s fun to talk to the propaganda machine and the media especially conservative media networks such as yourself, because we find that we cant get conversations for the department of Justice’s ongoing investigation of News Corporation, for which you are an employee. But we can certainly ask questions like you know, why are the poor engaging in class warfare? After 30 years of having our living standards decrease while the wealthiest 1% have had it better than ever, I think it’s time for some maybe, I don’t know, participation in our democracy that isn’t funded by news cameras and gentlemen such as yourself. 

Fox: But, uh, yeah well, let me give you this challenge Jesse.

Jesse: Sure.

Fox: We’re here giving you an opportunity on the record […] to put any
message you want out there, to give you fair coverage and I’m not
going to in any way.............

Jesse: That’s awesome!

Fox:…give you advice about it. So, there is an exception in the case, because you wouldn’t be able to get your message out there without us.

Jesse: No, surely, I mean, take for instance when Glenn Beck was doing his protest and he called the President, uh, a person who hates white people and white culture. That was a low moment in Americans’ history and you guys kinda had a big part in it. So, I’m glad to see you coming around and kind of paying attention to what the other 99 percent of Americans are paying attention to, as opposed to the far-right fringe, who who would just love to destroy the middle class entirely.

Fox: Alright, fair enough. You have a voice, an important reason to criticize myself, my company and anyone else. But, let me ask you that, in fairness, does this administration, President Obama, have any criticism as to the the financial situation the country’s in…?

Jesse: I think, myself, uh, as well as many other people, would like to see a little but more economic justice or social justice—Jesus stuff—as far as feeding the poor, healthcare for the sick. You know, I find it really entertaining that people like to hold the Bill of Rights up while they’re screaming at gay soldiers, but they just can’t wrap their heads around the idea that a for-profit healthcare system doesn’t work. So, let’s just look at it like this, if we want the President to do more, let’s talk to him on a level that actually reaches people, instead of asking for his birth certificate and wasting time with total nonsense like Solyndra.

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Badminton’s New Dresses or Skirts Dress Code Criticized as Sexist ~ Saina Nehwal picture
Saina Nehwal, you may not know her because she wears shorts
Female professional badminton players are whining because now they must wear a skirt or dress to play their sport. The Badminton World Federation wants to create a more "attractive presentation"—which critics interpret to mean they want women to look sexier. This move is supposedly to boost a waning fan base, lukewarm sponsors, and lousy TV ratings. Players say the rule is sexist, not to mention offensive to Muslim players, and will be a hindrance to competitors ~ really? (The religious aspect is another can of worms and I can't find my can opener)

My first response was, "wait there is professional women's badminton?" If a product is not selling you have to change the business model. Right? Common sense no? Remember the French women's soccer team?
French Football(soccer) team posses nude(naked) Elodie Thomis, Gaetine Thiney, Corine Franco
Sarah Bouhaddi, Gaetine Thiney and Corine Franco.
The Fédération Française de Football launched a campaign and members of the squad posed in the nude to help bolster the popularity of the women's game which has historically been neglected by the French public (even though they play a very high caliber, exciting style of play). It worked too ~ kinda, for example, the whole internet thinks the player on the left is Elodie Thomis but since I actually watched their games last Women's World Cup I know better.

I enjoy tennis and I watch it from time to time. Flavia Penetta, dressed in a sexy but appropriate outfit certainly gets me in the door. But at the end of the day the quality of the game will determine whether or not I stay. The tennis girls wear skirts and dresses and it does nothing in the way of demeaning them. They are comfortable and appropriate for the movement required in tennis and therefore badminton women should stop whining and follow suit. Women may say, "but Mr Legend, how do you know?" Well, in my urban youth, down in the southern hemisphere I played men's field hockey. In one instance I did so while dressed in a Scottish Kilt. I realize that in hindsight it was not necessary to do so, actually not at all but it was really one of my more comfortable, liberating sporting experiences....anyway....

My point is, would you rather see.....THIS?
Hot tennis picture of Caroline Wozniacki
Caroline Wozniacki

Wang Shixian (yes that's her real name ~ cool right?!).
“It doesn’t matter what Kobe Bryant wears,” says Mesinee Mangkalakiri, who competed for the United States in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. “People like his skills on the court. You’d hope they come to watch you because you are their favorite player and you have ability and style, not because you’re wearing someone’s favorite skirt.” ~ Hypocrisy ~ Then explain David Beckham and his many female fans that have never even seen him kick a soccer ball. People watch sports and admire athletes for a whole host of reasons: skill, talent and yes, looks. It's all part of the beast, the package. The beast that translates into a wholesome paycheck. It's not like the ladies are being told they have to strip and dance on a pole before games. That scenario would definitely make me badminton's number one fan but I'd be forced to concede it has a sexist element to it. It simply comes down to making a sport marketable and if the continuance of female badminton is hinged upon wearing appropriate, athletic skirts and dresses as a uniform then it's a small price to pay to keep your job. Either way this is one for employment law to explore and I am sure there isn't an employment lawyer that isn't queuing up.