12/11 ~ Stuff-About.com

Jammin Dog LOVES the Guitar (video)!

4:03 AM

"His jammin and he hopes you jammin too"

This dog is happy so long as you keep the guitar tunes flowing, otherwise it's deep depression and the "begging for food" dog face that has achieved national acclaim and numerous golden globe awards in the animal kingdom....

It Sucks to be Black Barbie: Walmart sells Black Barbie Cheaper than White Barbie (pic)!

1:17 PM Funny

My sister took this picture in Walmart and naturally handed it to me for some intelligent, thoughtful and totally not racist commentary. She was shocked to find that this picture made me happy.

WHY?.....

Because this is a snapshot of freedom and equality in today's world. Many years ago before freedom, it was just "Black Barbie" and "Black Ken" up there for sale and it was off to the cotton fields for many years of cut-rate labor so I'll gladly accept a $2.93 discount ~ and a terrible analogy.

High School Basketball player Justice Winslow's Monstrous Dunk on a White Guy gets him Ejected (video)!

7:35 AM News

The official story:
After dunking on an opponent, sophomore Justice Winslow from St. John’s School was ejected for taunting his opponents twice. The sophomore received one technical foul for staring down one of his opponents immediately after the dunk and the second for a salute he made towards the opposing crowd shortly thereafter. These two gestures earned the starlet two technical fouls and ultimately an ejection.

My Story:
200+ pound high school sophomore Justice Winslow laid a devastating dunk on an opponent that sent tremors through the earth, frightening most of Japan. The referee, likely a father to the player who felt Winslow's crotch in his face, felt that the embarrassment endured by his son was excessive issued a technical foul under high school Basketball Rule 3B. Article VI which states that:

Should a black player unleash his full athletic ability on a player of Caucasian decent, he shall be administered a technical foul to mitigate any ensuing embarrassment.

The second technical foul was issued under an old Texan ordinance which calls for:

Punishment of any black individual who uses his blackness to intimidate or mock another person through use of his face or any gestures considered to be of negro origin.

Comments:
Seriously though ~ I think High School kids should be prepared to function in the real world and not just be educated in a environment that simply has no application in real life. Let kids get embarrassed, let them deal with a little bit of adversity so they don't grow up to be huge pussies. In life when you are embarrassed or somebody makes fun of you, you be the better person, respond maturely and you take it with a grain of salt and move on. Nobody jumps in and calls a bunch of technical fouls to make your tormentors disappear.

Bitter Woman calls out cheating Ex-boyfriend At Football Game (pic)

6:04 PM

I have encountered at least two different headlines for this picture:

"This Is One Way To Get Revenge On a Cheating Boyfriend"

"Packers supporter gets revenge on her ex-boyfriend"

How is this getting revenge on your cheating ex-boyfriend? How is this act inconveniencing him? This doesn't even compare to Latina's car keying antics or black woman's clothes shredding madness. In the way of revenge, this stunt gets a fail grade for me. What I see is a woman at a Football game in a great, festive environment and all she can think about is her ex-boyfriend? That is just sad actually.......

Revenge Grade: D+
Comments: While the idea is creative and well contrived, the plan is ineffective and does very little to disturb it's intended target, if nothing, it only brings him temporary fame.

Hunting Trip

3:49 AM

When I was about ten years old, a man who was illegally hunting in some woods behind my house accidentally shot a bullet through my dining room wall. This, as you can imagine, is startling in any situation. The fact that my father was traveling and my mother was home with three young children alone made it even more alarming. Obviously at the time we had no idea what had happened. When the bullet went through the wall, it crossed the dining room and shattered the window on the opposite wall. While my mother huddled in the pantry with all three of us children, our www.HOMESECURITYsystems.com wailed. Our phone rang but my mom was too afraid to leave the pantry to answer it. Within minutes, the police showed up. When the alarm monitoring company had been unable to reach anyone on our house telephone, they dispatched the police immediately. While it all turned out ok and no one was hurt, I made up my mind then and there that I would always have an alarm monitoring system. I have never regretted it!

The Husband Store! So Wrong, yet So true...(Pic)

10:25 AM Funny

Sheer brilliance........

6 People found at EVERY Christmas Family Gathering & A Merry Christmas to you all!

7:57 PM Funny, Lists

1. Creepy Uncles.

No family gathering is complete without an uncle that just gives everyone the creeps. Maybe he is overbearing when he hugs the ladies or just has the pedophile-lish aura about him that sends people into a frenzy every time he disappears behind a corner with one of the little ones. Perhaps he is just socially awkward but Uncle Dave gives everyone the creeps. Nobody will be surprised when someday it is revealed to all that he is actually a serial killer and has murdered over 56 people, including your cousin Steve who just stopped showing up family gatherings in 2003.

2. The Single Drunk Aunt.

At family gatherings usually there will be an attractive, thirty something aunt that hits the self destruct button on all her relationships and in doing so faces with the anxiety of being too old to be single. She is not too old but just looks it in the company of other women in the family that married and started pumping out babies at age 23. The Aunt faces a constant barrage questions. Everybody asks her why she is still single and what happened to the charming Nigerian Michael Osuji from last year that convinced them all invest in real estate in Lagos. Seeking sanctuary from this harassment, Aunt Clair has no choice but to get belligerently drunk. As years pass by, she saves herself the trouble and simply arrives shit faced to any and all family gathering. By the end of the gathering Aunt Clair is dancing on tables to Katy Perry while the other women warn their daughters that it only takes one or two mistakes to end up like that (personalized tavern classes).

3. Racist Grandparents.

You'd think after 80 plus years the old folks would have learned something valuable to pass on to the generation below but everybody shrieks when they open their mouth. Either they are trying to use the TV remote control as a telephone or they are talking about the good old days when the parties were done well. When all the white folks had to do was sit down and let the Negroes serve them. It becomes especially awkward when Aunt Sarah's black husband of 4 years, who has attended the last three family gatherings, tries to shake their hands and they present him with their dirty dishes and a two dollar tip. Shortly after doing they complain that when they were younger they didn't even have to pay the Negroes.

4. Annoying Nephews/Nieces

The presence of grandparents means nieces and nephews get to function in a protectorate. The young ones will get to behave badly because what ever punishment their parents deal will be swiftly overruled by their grandparents. The result will be a juvenile battle field of insolence. Loud, rude kids running around depositing boogers on sofas and pulling each other hair, leaving the room baring the appearance of a post-apocalyptic horror story. It also doesn't help that each child is basically on an IV drip of soda and candy, keeping the little devils wired for chaos for hours on end.

5. Awkward Interracial boyfriends.
This would be the awkward, off color gentleman in the corner of the room clutching his girlfriend for dear life, trying to be invisible which he is anything but. He is clinging on to his girlfriend and talking to her intensely. The poor guy is aware that if she leaves him for one second the wolves will come in for the kill and he will be made to answer one stupid question after another about his ethnicity.

Do they speak English in where you come from?
Is this your first time eating Turkey?
Do wild animals walk around in the streets where you live?
Is this your first time wearing clothes?

The culmination this torture will end when he inevitably tries to introduce himself to The Racist Grandparents who mistake him for Aunt Sarah's Black husband and present him with their dirty dishes but this time a 3 dollar tip.

6. The Family Member no one wanted to invite....
There is always a relative nobody really wants to invite but somehow manages to find themselves at every family gathering. They could be unwanted for many reasons. Maybe the they started a ponzi scheme and swindled every family out of a lot of money or perhaps they spent time jail time for beating animals or did probation for beating women. The reason is not important but the fact remains, nobody really likes them or wants them there but they are family and ehhh what can you do? The family even tried switching venues last minute and not telling them "by accident" but just like the year before somehow they managed to attend.

Fed-Ex Man Hurls Computer Monitor Over a Wall AIRMAIL (Video)!

12:34 AM

Fed-Ex man making mince meat of a computer monitor

I have long suspected and even witnessed this type of thing happening. I was once at an airport, I forget where exactly, The plane was about to take off and I thought I'd take a quick glance at the beautiful scenery outside my window. I saw two men loading an airline. What I saw looked more like a game of dodge ball. The one guy signaled to his buddy who did a 360 and tossed a bag with all his might. The other guy pretended he was going to cushion the bag's landing before diving out of the way as if it was an explosive. The bag was labeled "FRAGILE," so whatever ornament was in it probably arrived at it's destination looking like finely grained sand.

Two months later the unions imposed weight limits of 50 pounds per bag for baggage and the airlines started levying all sorts of charges for baggage....I was like WTF???

We need to catch those airline baggage guys next......

But for now I can gladly feed you a scapegoat....CRUCIFY HIM LOL!

Stupid People that Need to Go:The "It's Not Racist to Say that Where He comes from" Crowd!

6:20 PM Sports

Luis Suarez, Patrice Evra, english premier league racist case

Luis Suarez (Left), Patrice Evra (Right) in sum kind of racist squabble....

Liverpool player Luis Suarez was charged by the English Football(soccer) Association and handed an 8 game ban for racially abusing Manchester United's Patrice Evra (Black) (READ MORE).

You arrive at work on a Monday morning. A small group of your co-workers has convened and is discussing the Luis Suarez case. You try to avoid them because you have seldom had a discussion with white people about race that has ended with you not feeling like throwing at least two out of the window. However, you are dragged into it because being black, they feel that you must stamp your approval on one of the lines of the argument and declare a winner. Two people are outrageously offended, more so than ANY black person, and say it is unacceptable to make any hateful remarks that refer to a person's race, no exceptions. The other three say it is understandable because where Suarez comes from his words had a different context.

His words:

"What's the problem, negro?"

"Porque, negrito"

In Uruguay, "Negro" and "Negrito" are terms used to refer to black or dark skinned people, not to be confused with their ugly and world renowned cousin "Nigger'. The three argue that Suarez should not be punished as he didn't understand that his remarks were of a racist nature; that he is an innocent bystander and a victim of cultural shock. You consider throwing the three white people out of the window but decide to be the better man and just walk away, accepting the fact that you will inevitably be labeled "The Angry Black Dude" for doing so.

Why these People Need to Go:
Racism and bigotry are simple issues. If you are hateful towards another group of people, with reference to their skin color then you are a bigot, more specifically a racist bigot. Just because racism and bigotry have become a fabric of the society where you were raised, so much so that it is not recognized as a slight of any sort, does not make it acceptable.

As pertains to the argument that where Suarez comes from his words are not racist or derogatory, I find that hard to believe. The term negrito (Little Black Man) is derogatory on the basis of appearance and size, it is not a term of endearment or a positive status symbol of any sort, the speaker is using the other person's size and skin color in the way of an insult. An 8 game suspension, a punishment worse than one you'd get from making a bone breaking, career ending tackle, is another level of hypocrisy (but that's for another day). Either way, it's the duty of the onlookers to take corrective measures and remind these racists and bigots that just because you have made it ok in your country, the fact remains....

IT'S NOT OK......

Support Liverpool, Not Racism

Women's Rights Done the RIGHT Way (pic)!!!

3:39 PM

In the developing world, women still find it rough in some areas, bearing the brunt of second class treatment on a socio-cultural level and in some case receive less official protection in the eyes of the law ~ feminist crap out of way.

Gladly, there is an active drive to change the state of affairs and here is a billboard showing an example of this from Livingstone, Zambia.....

TOLD EXACTLY HOW IT IS, NO BITCHASSNESS......I enjoyed this.

The "Pimp My Cube Contest:" For those of you that Work in a Disaster Area!

6:00 PM

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Contest Factory for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

Do you have the worst cubical in the world? Is your cubicle brimming with prehistoric, obsolete books and furniture. Does it look like you gave a squirrel 10 shots of vodka and unleashed it into the office to redecorate? Is your office dull, dark and dingy and does going there every morning feel like you are being transferred into solitary confinement at Guantanamo Bay?

If your office space down right sucks and needs a HAZMAT team to clear it every morning before you enter, you could stand a chance to win big in the Pimp My Cube Contest. Pimp my cube is looking for you to take videos of your hideous office space, give details about why it sucks so bad and send it in to be considered for the grand prize. Be creative and if you have an office that looks like the bomb site at Hiroshima and you could win big, enter your video and get your friends and family to vote for it and you will be well on your way to profiting from your terrible working conditions.

Send em in!!

· The grand prize of your cube being ‘pimped’ will be selected by CF judges based on various criteria such as one that received the most votes, best (really worst) video and most compelling story.

· A second sweepstakes prize of a $200 gift card will be awarded to the registered user chosen by random drawing at the end of the contest period.

What do you have to do to enter?

Not much, just shoot a video of your work area, visit the PMC website and enter the Pimp My Cube Contest. Upload your video and once it is approved go ahead and start getting your friends and family to vote for your video; bribe if necessary because the more votes the better.

What are you waiting for? Whip out those video cameras and start sending in those horrendously hideous office space videos right now, The contest only runs from 12/5/11 at 12:00PM to 1/31/11 at 12:00PM. Then you will have to sit there and watch videos of all those other people that clearly have better work spaces than your dump but remembered to send em in. Hurry Hurry.......

CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP NOW!!!

Some Age Well, others Don't but Black Don't Crack (pic)!

12:30 AM

Some age well and others don't. I am happy that I will not have to worry about looking dilapidated by age 40 because scientists around the world unanimously agree that "Black Don't Crack." Mama and Papa Legend, though in their 60's, look as young as 28 year old white people.

Either way, by looking at the pictures below I think I'll definitely opt for the meat butter and deserts diet.......

"Nigger" Chant Gets Girls Basketball Team Suspended(video)!

12:59 AM News

A story to confirm what many black people already know. Save for appearances, white people use the word "Nigger" behind closed doors as if it were a pleasantry....

"One, two, three, n****r......"

Went the secret chant of The Kenmore East High School Basketball team as if it's utterance would somehow give the largely all-white team nigger-like strength and nigger-like speed. The chant did not sit well with Tyra Batts, 15, Black, who heard the chant before the season opener and took offense to it. When she confronted her team mates, they insisted that it was not racist, insisting that it was just a word, and not a label. A word that could have easily been substituted with one that made more sense like "FOUR" or "BULLDOGS" like the official school mascot ~ Mind you, I checked. The mascot is not a huge decked out nigger, with a white t-shirt up to his ankles, blue jeans, Air Force Ones and a gold chain.

Tyra Bratts Nigger Chant Gets Girls Basketball Team Suspended!

Tyra Batts who attacked her teammate after months of racial abuse....

The situation came to a boil when Batts finally flipped out and threw one of her teammates into a wall for a well deserved choking and punching ~ yeah I said it, there are consequences to saying certain things. Eleven players were suspended for two days for the racist chant. Tyra Batts received a heftier suspension of five days for fighting. According to Batts, the chant had been going on for five months up until this inciden.

Amber Schurter, a senior defended the chant as not racist. "We would all go into the locker room before the game, and we would chant 1 2 3 then we would say the N word," said Schurter, who is bi-racial. "If you don't know the people on the team, then obviously you're going to probably think this is a little weird and you're going to look at them as kind of racist, I guess, but I know that they're not."

Comments........
Firstly, nobody should be suspended due to the nature of this incident, certainly not the black girl who endured listening to racist chanting and rhetoric for five months. Most black people I know wouldn't endure it for five minutes. She seems to have showed restraint considering the circumstances. As for the girls on the Basketball team doing the pre-game KKK impression, what will a suspension achieve if they continue to believe that what they did is not racist? Their actions and defense of them points to a basic ignorance and social naivety. Nigger is not just a word, it hardly ever is, that's why people can't even say it in the mainstream media and tend to replace it with "The N Word." If the word nigger is used, especially by a white person, the result will usually be ugly. The word makes reference to a whole era of history in which the ruling class used it as a derogatory term to describe a slave class who they perceived to be less human, if at all, than they. However the word may be used and in whatever context it appears, it simply runs the risk of causing unnecessary tension. It certainly shouldn't be a word tossed around carelessly by a bunch of white girls on a Basketball team. There are plenty of other words in the vast English language to use that won't end up making me have to write articles like this.

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3rd World Dogs vs. Western Dogs (The Ultimate Comparison Chart)

4:30 AM

There I was chasing some insolent, disobedient animal that I supposedly own down a muddy street at night. Despite numerous counter-measures, Rufus keeps escaping for his night time stroll. That got me thinking about the differences between 3rd world dogs and Western dogs and here is what I came up with.....

	The Western Dog. (White People’s Dogs)	The 3rd World Dog.
THE REPRESENTATIVES
	CASH (Dartmouth, Massachusetts, USA)	SERGEANT RUFUS (Botswana, Africa)
PURPOSE	Companionship/None: Acts as a “stand in person” in exchange for food to satisfy its owner's need to socialize and unwillingness to do so with people.	Protector/Guardian: Expected to guard possessions, protect owners etc. Barks and bites strangers in return for food.
HABITAT	Resides mostly indoors, occasionally taken outside to remind it that it is a Dog.	Outside, regardless of natural disasters or inclement weather.
APPEARANCE	Appears glossy with a luster of cleanliness. Has medical insurance superior to most humans. Usually one breed.	Rugged, often has scratches and wounds from fights with other neighborhood dogs and beatings from it’s owner. Usually a mix of anything from 2 to 26 different breeds. Smelly but proud.
RIGHTS	Protected by law from ill-treatment. The head of the house ensures it’s optimum care as it's livelihood affects it’s owners life profoundly.	NONE: Lives in a dictatorship at the mercy of it’s owner. Oppressed in many cases.
DIET	Scientifically blended, absurdly expensive food with all the vitamins and minerals a dog needs and none of the taste.	Scraps and left over table food. Succulent bones and other food that all dogs unanimously agree is better.
REACTION TO WATER.	Usually loves water. May often try to swim with owners.	Mortal enemies with water. Dog disintegrates on contact with water.
DANGER RATING	1 Forbidden from biting people because of legal repercussions.	12 Encouraged to bite people it doesn’t recognize. If you meet one on the streets, defensive or invasive action must be taken.
LOYALTY RATING	10 Totally loyal. Barks and cries in the absence of it's owners.	7 Constantly trying to escape it’s owners. Often ventures out of the yard at night to fraternize.
SURVIVAL RATING	-3 No survival instincts of note. Lacks basic survival concepts such as the fact that it can be killed by a car. Doesn’t need to survive because if found on the streets, another white person will rescue it.	10 Can survive for weeks on end without an owner. Can take care of itself with basic hunting skills and by stealing food from other dogs that have owners.

*Ratings on a scale of 1-10.

There you have it, now I am off to fortify the fence or we may not have a dog much longer......

Facebook Idiots Vol IX: The Second Person to Comment is Gay??

3:21 PM Funny

Yes, it is possible to outsmart oneself, it looks kinda like THIS.......

This is definitely worth inventing an all new acronym......

POF = Pie On Face

Adj \ˈpī\ \ˈȯn, ˈän\ \ˈfās\

1. The act of accidentally, through an act of gross negligence or felony stupidity, bringing great shame and humiliation to oneself in public.

2. A state in which a pie has been made to collide with one's face and the remnants of the pie remain uncleaned and visible to onlookers.

Stupid People That Need to Go: The Yahoo Front Page

1:06 PM News

You have been surfing the Internet all day when suddenly a powerful Tornado sweeps through your neighborhood scooping your humble home off it's hinges and turning it into a heap of rubble. You fight for a few minutes before dying. Turns out you are the only one who managed to die in your neighborhood. The story was all over the news and sirens were blazing outside your front door, but you were under one of those massive headphones black people wear that cancel out any noise that is softer than a Boeing 747 engine......

How did this happen?

You were surfing Yahoo all day and they had "better" things to cover. Most reputable websites reported that a Tornado was coming on their front page. In fact, one of them even mentioned your home address, your name and that experts believed the Tornado would probably touch down right in your living room right on top of your PS3.......

What kind of rubbish content is this?

Why this stupid entity needs to go:
If the titles are not outrageously misleading, they tend to be stupid and the stories are for the most part very badly written. I am not against the idea of "Crocodile Eats Phone" or "Man with ears like Obama causes buzz," type articles, some people enjoy them, but how has it come to be that there are hardly ever any meaningful articles on Yahoo these days? Part of society turning into dumb inbreds is the fault of media outlets who are just catering to people's need for bubble gum stories like "Dog performs CPR, saves woman" and ignoring real news and events. Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to write an intersting article with:

A.) No Cat ~ doing things NOT out of the realm of impossible when it comes to Cats.
B.) No cute Dog.
C.) No Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez or [insert untalented teen sensation]

Some people love those stories and that's fine but there are also some people that read Yahoo to find out interesting facts, or discover rare and bizarre events around the world. Yahoo used to have more of those types of stories. Now individuals seeking that kind of nourishment have been unceremoniously told to go suck a D@... There are many stories on the Yahoo news reel and there is plenty of room for good quality content in addition to the "Baby seal clubs sailor" type. Better yet, actually develop and improve something on Yahoo for a change. Have the platform perform functions to tailor stories or make recommendations to readers based on browsing habits or selections similar to other popular content driven sites like SU and Reddit.

....As it stands, Yahoo is getting STUPID-ER by the day and that means it has to GO.....

Rick Perry's 2012 Presidential message as dislikeable as Rebecca Black's Friday!

5:48 PM

"Any Jose" will tell you Rick Perry's Presidential campaign is all but sunk, but the man that brought us Niggerhead Ranch has taken the idea of being disliked to unprecedented levels. Youtube has spoken and it's only a matter of time before we recommend Rebecca Black join the Presidential race as she is evidently proving to be as (- popular) as Rick Perry....

Rick Perry, Rebecca Black popularity picture

In fact, mathematically speaking, as a function of proportion, Youtube subscribers prefer Rebecca Black's Friday....but it must be noted that Youtube subscribers are generally retarded......

Pakistani Woman Kills and Attemps to Cook Husband to Protect Child (video)

2:06 AM News

I missed this story....Somehow...

Rampant child molestation has been the order of the day the past few weeks, particularly the Penn State Scandal. Children were being molested left, right and center at the hands of Jerry Sandusky and nobody did anything about it. This was not the case in Pakistan where the simple treat of a man touching her child sent a Pakistani woman over the edge and what did she do?

She killed the man, her husband, and tried to make beef stew out of him to dispose of his body..

Zainab Bibi, who one day aspires to participate in Top Chef

"Zainab Bibi, 32, was arrested Tuesday in connection with the murder of her husband Ahmad Abbas, police said. Her 22-year-old nephew, Zaheer Ahmed, is accused of helping Bibi stab Abbas to death and carve his body into small pieces. Police said she wanted to cook her husband's body parts so she could dispose of them without being caught."

Zainab claims to have killed her husband because he wanted a physical relationship with their daughter. "I killed my husband before he dared to touch my daughter," she told ARY News. An unrepentant Zainab has no regrets about her actions.

VERDICT: ACTION...

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Facebook Idiots Vol VIII: What's Another Word for Insensitive??

6:05 PM

It's great to support people in times of tragic loss, to empathize with them, help them find the inner strength to persevere. A good way to do this is to try to relate with them using a story that shows that you understand how ravaged their soul really is ~ a show of solidarity that is a part of human nature.....

BUT DO YOU DO IT LIKE THIS????

Someone lost a CHILD and the best experience you can use to relate to them is losing your pet tarantula??? I know I once joked that ANIMALS ARE WORTH MORE THAN PEOPLE but this comes deathly close to the real life manifestation of it.....

If you have nothing to say.........

Now Broadcasting from the motherland....

The Shocking State of 24 News (video/NSFW)!

10:52 PM

This video shows why I am generally against 24 hour news syndication. There are not enough important events happening in a day to warrant the damn news channel blasting non-stop for a whole day......

Consequently.............

News channels will either air reports based on pure speculation ~lies~ and fill the remainder of the time with stupid, irrelevant stories about Justin Bieber's baby's momma ~ I hope it's his, ~ or what Kim Kardashian wore at the music awards which is only newsworthy if she tripped on the fabric and fell on her face.

BUT THE NEWS MAY AS WELL SOUND LIKE THIS..... NSFW

Dog's Suicide Attempt foiled by "Rescuers"

2:40 PM

This was not the real headline for this story, neither will it coincide with reported facts. If you clicked on the this headline, you have just been Yahoo-ed into reading this article....

In reality, a dog was rescued from an ice river after plunging into it, allegedly in pursuit of geese....

but there are many other hypotheses......

I am not trying to ratchet things up here, but suicide rates in the white-owned dogs demographic have been rising steeply since 1994 ~ google it.......

But here's a picture from the heart-warming story released to media outlets to shield our eyes from the truth....

WHITE-OWNED DOG'S NEED OUR HELP!

Rugby Player's 62 year old Father joins on-Field Brawl and Throws Punches (video)

1:11 PM

French Rugby player Imanol Harinordoquy's father fighting in brawl

French Rugby player Imanol Harinordoquy's father in the brawl ~ just in case you can't pick him out!

Favorite alternate Headline: Imanol Harinordoquy Needs Father to Help in Fights

What would you do if your son was a professional athlete and got into an on-field brawl?

~ Some parents (black) may leave you out there to get your ass beat, give you a lecture afterwards about how getting your ass beat on TV reflects poorly on the family, then beat your ass again.

~ Some parents (Surburban) may believe in justice, fairness and order so they will pause and alert the appropriate authorities, ironically resulting in your ass getting beat anyway.

~ Other parents will jump into the brawl and start swinging indiscriminately...

France star Imanol Harinordoquy's father ran on to the pitch to defend his son minutes into Tuesday's Top 14 clash between Biarritz and Bayonne.

Check out the video, the dad is in there throwing down somewhere, look for the only combatant wearing a suit.....

#tooafraidtoaskmydadwhatheddo

Stampede or Not, Black Women must get their Hair Did!! (video)

1:27 PM

Black women take pride in their elaborate hair alternations, most of which prevent them from doing rudimentary things like, walk in heavy wind, go for a swim or sit on a couch without making it look like an oil field. Here is a video to prove my point. Even amid all the chaos of a Black Friday stampede and the danger of certain death, a black woman had to fix her weave.

Just an example of how afraid people are of a black woman with a messed up hair-do, the stampede adjusted accordingly to allow her to touch up...

Facebook Idiots XVIII: Sarah Palin, The Secret Service is watching you!

Cheating Kenyan man gets stuck inside a woman during sex. Find out why!

Maasai Men Steal Meat from 15 Hungry Lions (Astounding Video)!

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