It is very dangerous when you have a group of individuals that LOVE attention and you teach them how to use a computer.
So far it's hilarious....but you just wait MUHAHAHA!
THE TEAM and FAMILY:
Demeanor: Sunny but bad ass!
Looks: Handsome in his opinion, which makes it a fact.
Qualifications: Masters in Female Psychology, Defending a PHD on his elaborate studies on Ugliness.
Notes: Has a self sustaining grudge against KANYE WEST. If you shorten his name it is A.L (2 letters) not AL (short for Albert, a terrible name)
Sparklingjem (Sparkles, Sparky, Jem, Jemmy and any other name A.L comes up with on the day)
Demeanor: Hopelessly happy, yet as bitter as a lemon.
Looks: Tall, pretty and ungraceful.
Qualifications: Masters in Life Sciences, Defending a PHD on her study of the different types of Douchebags that exist naturally.
Notes: Loves attention, tight pink pants and chocolate cake. Hates all of the names A.L comes up with and wishes he'd stop.
Height: Between 4"1 and 4"8
Demeanor: An enforcer and punisher (mostly of the innocent)
Looks: She will tell you there is no better looking woman on the planet :-). If you Dis-agree, you will Dis-appear
Qualifications: Masters in Editing, PHD in Quantum Biology.
Notes: Makes sure Stuff.about.com is wonderfully error free. Is suspected to be A.L's sister but there is no credible evidence to this fact.
Demeanor: Unknown but nobody likes him.
Looks: Is possibly an automated web robot.
Qualifications: Paying the Bills
Notes: Often steals A.L's articles and publishes them as his own. Has a crush on Sparklingjem.
OUR BESTEST FRIENDS:
PSK: Short for "Potential Serial Killer." PSK is our lovable resident serial killer who has made it her mission to eliminate African Bloggers. Whatever you do, do not eat her cup cakes
Tim (Timthefoolthemanthefaliure, Not Tim)
Some Dbag A.L went to college with. Look for his sharp wit and edgy humor from time to time.
Whether it is his hatred for hipsters and yuppies or his fear of hitting on Lesbians, he sure is one funny dude.
A good friend of A.L's who might possibly be African himself. He is allergic to annoying people, so look out for his "People that have to GO" segments.
Pattypunker: A spunky guest blogger I met who comes jam-packed with attitude. You can find her at her crib and see what she is about.
We just met her recently. She has a superpower by which she can discern exactly what her dream man "MUST NOT" have. Look out for her pieces on that.
An enigmatic black man who always has something to say.
Want to guest write/blog email us @ stuffabout09[at]gmail.com
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