Drunk ranger about to square-off with Wild African Elephant.

Johannesburg, South Africa - A safari guide at Kruger National Park rushed on foot towards a wild African Elephant while fellow guides whooped and laughed. The guide is suspected to have been drunk. The bravado was posted online and the ranger was obviously fired by his employer Singita Safari Lodge.

South Africa: Man charges elephant(video).

In North Carolina a family was apprehended by authorities for taking to the streets sans clothing.

The nude ensemble included a woman in her 20s, a toddler aged-child and "a mother", aged in her 40s .The younger woman was also carrying a new-born baby who we also presume was naked.

The family appeared to be enjoying their stroll but The Police took exception to it and put a halt to proceedings, which is when the adults informed them they were simply following God's instructions. One of many seemingly petty commands God has been issuing lately.

"The Lord told them to get naked and walk down the street," police in Charlotte-Mecklenburg told the Charlotte Observer.

The adults were mentally and physically evaluated but "it didn't appear that they had any problems short of [the fact] that they didn't have any clothes on," police told the Observer. Child Protective Services were notified of this event.

At least nobody asked any one to chop off their penis but maybe that is because they weren't any around! 

Naked Family Walks Down Street, Says God Told Them To: Cops (video).

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"BBC Radio Stoke host Paula White, who has filled the station's afternoon slot with "guests, chat and outlook on life" for the past six years, was unceremoniously pulled off the air during her final program over concerns she was drunk on the job."

White, had been slurring her speech for 30 minutes before a listener questioned her Sobriety.

"I'm not drunk. I've had a couple of drinks, but I'm not drunk." she replied.

White's reply was one of the internationally recognized answers that people who are definitely drunk definitely give. In any event, her retort and behavior was enough for her higher-ups to yank her from her final show and replace her with fellow DJ Denholm Siergertz who we presume was more sober than she.

"Paula has done so much for the community that I think it would be unfair if she was to be remembered for something like this," said her friend, Sentinel columnist Fred Hughes, defending her otherwise commendable 16-year career.

Veteran BBC Host Taken Off the Air During Last Show for Being Drunk (audio).

Ehhhhh, 16 years of service? Have few on your final day, you deserve that much! #pension

A group of researchers from the Floating Sheep project have aggregated all the racist, homophobic an ableist (directed at disabled people) tweets in the United States and plotted them on an interactive map.

Students at Humboldt State University in Arcata, Calif., looked up all the geotagged tweets in North America between June 2012 and April 2013, manually determine if hateful word was used in a positive, negative or neutral way in a project called the "Geography of Hate."

"Hateful tweets were aggregated to the county level and then normalized by the total number of tweets in each county," the group said. "This then shows a comparison of places with disproportionately high amounts of a particular hate word relative to all tweeting activity."

Homophobic words assessed included: "dyke," "fag," "homo" and "queer."

Racist words included: "nigger," "chink," "wetback," "gook" or "spick."

The South and East of the country showed major high density fronts of bigotry and hatred with high density areas also visible in areas in the mid-west as well.

The West Coast of the US showed mild patches of intolerance with isolated pockets of heavy bigotry in the North West and areas around Nevada.

So if you leave your houses to day don't forget to carry an umbrella....

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Caren (left) and Laine Henry(right) in hospital after a vicious dog attack.

Man's best friend has turned on him yet again. Dogs are finding clever ways to cull humans, including running us over us with vehicles, electrocuting us and even shooting us. However, this story is more of the regular variety, a good old fashioned dog attack.

An Iowa woman, Caren Henry, was viciously attacked by a 50-pound Labrador-mix from a neighbor's yard while walking her dog Candy. The dog bit her abdomen and right thigh, scratched her eyes and bit her nose clean off.

Laine Henry, Caren's husband, rushed to his wife's aid and tried to pull the dog off her, sustaining injuries to his arm in the process. Ultimately, he succeeded but only by taking a page out of the dog's book and biting it back on its nose.

"finally he had to bite the dog in its nose, and it let loose." Caren Henry explained.

The county doesn't have a vicious-dog ordinance. Luckily, for Karen her husband managed to put an end the vicious attack with some quick thinking. If Laine Henry hadn't been there to help his wife who nose what would have happened?

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Man Bites Dog to Save Wife from Brutal Attack (video)!

NASA's false-color image of Saturn's north pole hurricane. In this image, red correlates to low clouds while green indicates high clouds. (Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI)

NASA unveils the clearest look yet at a mega hurricane occupying Saturn's north pole.

NASA's Cassini spacecraft snapped the spectacular pictures last November from a vantage point approximately 261,000 miles from Saturn -- a distance so extreme that the above picture has an image scale of about 1 mile per pixel.

This super sized Hurricane stretches about 1,250 miles wide with wind speeds of up to 330 mph dwarfing any of it counterparts recorded on earth. A hexagon-shaped cloud pattern, measuring 15,000 miles across (roughly the size of four Earths), surrounds the hurricane, which you can see in the photo below.

Cristiano Ronaldo and girlfriend Irina Shayak seen going for dinner at a restaurant in Madrid before the Champions league semi final against Borussia Dortmund.

Madrid: Cristiano Ronaldo has vehemently denied claims that he cheated on his girlfriend Irina Shayk with Brazilian model Andressa Urach, also known as `Miss BumBum`.

Urach told The Sun on Sunday that she had slept with with the Real Madrid star at the Hotel Villa Magna just 48 hours before the first leg of Madrid`s Champions League semi-final tie against Borussia Dortmund at the Signal Iduna Park.

Christiano Ronaldo, known for his unparalleled athleticism, eye for goal and ability to glide past defenders will need every bit of trickery and slight of hand to escape this drama. Trying to dribble his way out of this mess, Ronaldo released a statement on his official twitter page,

"I was informed that The Sun, faithful to its editorial line, will publish an article where it has given voice to a so-called Andressa,"

"Someone seeking the limelight on my account. And I wonder why this happens one day before a very important game for my team."

Ronaldo talks of the crucial second leg European Champion's League encounter between Real Madrid and Borussia Dortmund which Madrid trail 4 goals to 1.

"Deeply outraged by a situation intended, in vain, to affect my personal life, I just want to clarify...

"I was in fact at the Hotel Villa Magna on April 22 giving an interview to Manu Sainz, something the reporter himself is able to corroborate.

"Everything else is pure fiction and forgery."

Ronaldo is currently preparing for the return of Madrid`s semi-final against Dortmund at the Santiago Bernabeu on Tuesday.

Do you believe Christiano Ronaldo or will you side with the curvacious Mrs BumBum on this one? 

COPENHAGEN, Denmark — A Danish man has been acquitted of molesting two 17-year-old girls after he was found to suffer from a rare sleep disorder.

Danish courts have cleared a 31-year-old man of sex crime charges saying medical tests determined that he suffers from a rare disorder called "Sexomnia."

Sexomnia, also known as "Sleep Sex" or informally as “banditing,” is a form of parasomnia (similar to sleepwalking) where the person afflicted goes to great lengths to initiate sexual behavior while sleeping (more).

The man in question was charged for a sex crime after fondling two 17-year-old teenagers girls while sleeping in his suburban Copenhagen apartment after a party in 2011. The girls awoke and interrupted the man and reported the incident to the police. The man claimed to have no recollection of any of the events that occurred. After a battery of tests and a trial, a Danish court ruled that it was adequately proven that the man's actions were as a result of his ailment.

Michael Laub, a Danish sleep specialist who wasn't involved in the case, said it's a rare but widely recognized sleep disorder.

Prosecutor Martin von Buelow announced that he would not appeal the ruling.

Some people can't get it up when they are awake and others can't stop themselves from getting it up when they are asleep ~ Strange world we live in. However, I am not willing to discount the possibility that Sexomnia is a steaming pile of horse manure.


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Steve Goff confessed to a 1990 murder claiming to be haunted by visions of the victim's mother at night.

Steven Goff, 41, of Ventnor, turned himself in to police Monday and confessed to the 1990 stabbing of 15-year-old Frederick "Ricky" Hart in Galloway Township. The incident happened over 23 years ago when Goff was only 18 years old. Hart was reported missing and his remains were only discovered by a hunter one and half years later after decomposition had made determining any details about the cause of death impossible.

Alan Rickel, a close friend of Goff, revealed that Goff had been tortured by his actions and had trouble living with what he had done. "He couldn't bear it anymore," Rickel told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "He told me he had nightmares. He'd go to sleep and see the kid's mother staring in his face."

Goff, known to have undisclosed mental issues, was en route to Canada after informing Rickel that he planned "to meet his maker and 'fess up to what he had done," but had a change of mind and returned to New Jersey where he turned himself in. Goff revealed to investigators details about the murder of only the killer could have known.

Goff was charged with murder and a weapons offense for stabbing Hart in the woods behind a condominium complex on May 7, 1990. At a court appearance scheduled to present the charges to him, Goff surprised the judge by confessing and saying he was ready to enter a guilty plea, sobbing lightly as he said, "I did the crime." Goff accepted the council of a public defender but only to expedite things.

"I always thought it was that he was a moody guy, but now it's obvious that it was because of this," Rickel explained. "He had some demons in him."

New Jersey Man, Haunted by Victim's Mother, Steven Goff Confesses to 1990 Murder