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Clothing advice you might want to adhere to. FACT: Wearing Ed Hardy clothing makes you look like tool!

Facebook Idiots Vol X: Dad be PLAYA HATIN!!

Dad tells the ladies his son aint no PLAYA but did he have to go this far?

Stupid People That Need to Go: My Baby is a Genius Mom!

Quit babbling on and on about your very average, booger eating child!

Facebook Idiots Vol V: The Great Pyramids of Stonehenge??

You won't believe some of the idiocy that you lurks on planet Facebook.

A Truthful 911, Holocaust, Slavery Montage.....(Pic)

holocaust,slavery,911 picture


It just kind of works out this way doesn't it? The blacks just can't get over the past.

All of the aforementioned events are tragic but the aftermath and social conditions created by the one event (slavery) are often view as manifestations of a people that simply cannot "get over" events that happened in their past. However, the other tragedies are constantly referenced and you can even lose a job or never work in Hollywood again if you mention "Jew" and "holocaust" in the wrong tone of voice....see: Gibson, Mel.

.....and what is the difference really? People suffered and there was loss of life in each instance.

History often shapes and defines people and some things are just not easily buried under rug even from generation to generation. Either way, a double standard it not acceptable. Either we get over ALL of it and stop bringing it up or we revere ALL of it and make sure generations to come learn from the mistakes of our biased, racist, intolerant fore-fathers.

Doesn't matter where you are from, you are not special, a tragedy is a tragedy and all life should be respected.

16ft Long Burmese Python Found in South Florida (pics)

South Florida Water Management District workers hold a 16-foot-long Burmese python that was captured and killed in Florida's Everglades National Park. The Python had recently consumed a 76-pound deer.

The reptile was one of the largest ever found in South Florida. The snake is also suspected to have munched on a 6-foot-long American alligator who will feel a little embarrassed that his managed to be eaten. The snake was captured alive and was in a docile state, suffering from the itis after it's recent indulgences.

16ft Long Burmese Python Found in South Florida

16ft Long Burmese Python Found in South Florida

16ft Long Burmese Python Found in South Florida
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Ask a Legend: I'm Done with men, I'll just get a dog instead


Dear Africanlegend,
I am 31 year old woman, I have dated all sorts men and it has just never worked out for one reason or another. There seem to be no good men out there at my age. All the men I meet are usually creeps or just have something very off about them. I give up! I think I'll just get a dog instead. What do you think?

I love dogs, especially cute ones and they are great companions so ordinarily I'd say go for it but I think you are getting one for all the wrong reasons. A dog's purpose is to eat, bark and defecate and it's unfair to burden it with filling the role of your life mate.

Your idea is cowardly and perhaps born of pro-female programming that is causing women to eliminate the possibility that they may in fact suck out of the equation.

It's easier for you to blame all men as if they are some homogenous, uniformly behaving entity than to look at yourself and take responsibility for the choices you have make. If all your relationships always end up going nuclear then it stands to reason that the common element is likely the problem. Either through your choice in men or perhaps some eccentricity about you that is not conducive to stable relationships ~ you are crazy and not in a cute way ~ you are responsible and unless you admit that things will never change. One or two disastrous relationships is understandable but if they are all failing the villain becomes more apparent.

I think you subconsciously know that you are to blame but you have chosen to perpetuate your denial and drag an innocent dog into it. A dog who thinks you love him for who he is when you are actually using him as a safety net. Something you can love that won't leave you, betray you, get fed up with you or react to you when behave poorly.

Rather than mask your inefficiencies but getting a dog, sit down and really take a critical look at yourself and see what you can do to make sure you have better relationships with the opposite sex in future instead of turning yourself in a bad cliche and poisoning peoples' Facebook timelines with a continuous stream of vomit about you new dog.

Bottom line is, improve yourself, stop embracing your "craziness" and when all is said and done by all means get a dog and make it a big one. There is simply no excuse for a small one......

Dog Choir Barks the Star Wars Imperial March (Super Bowl 2012 Volkswagen AD Preview)!

Dog Choir Barks the Star Wars Imperial March~Volkswagen Superbowl advertisement preview

This is the "The Bark Side: 2012 Volkswagen Game Day Commercial Teaser" for a Super Bowl advertisement. What ever it is, this is just so cute it should be outlawed....make go

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Like a white girl from Connecticut.......


Jay Lenos Joke that pissed off the Sikh Community (video).


Jay Leno has been sued by a Bakersfield, CA man offended by a joke about a sacred Sikh temple that Leno told in his "Tonight Show" monologue last Thursday. In the joke, Leno mocked GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney by comparing his home to India's Harmandir Sahib, better known as the Golden Temple of Amritsar.

Mad at this guy? Seriously?
I think in these situations one needs to understand what they are watching. They are watching comedians attempt to make things funny. Sometimes they succeed, other times they do not. In some instances even go as far as to offend people but that is the nature of the "make things funny" industry. If you watch a comedian and laugh at the funny joke then get offended and sue for the ones you didn't think were appropriate it is hypocritical and selfish. Somebody else may have found that same joke funny and you are basically saying because I didn't find it funny, no one should ~ making allowances certain egregiously graphic or incentive materials. Free speech is not only about expressing oneself freely but also accepting that other people have the right to do so and there is a decent chance you will not like what they have to say.

SO.....

Either you watch it and accept it as is or you stay away from it and conceded that you are too lame to understand humor or grasp the concept that it's make-believe. Either way, if you can't watch late night comedy shows and get offended by already highly censored material. You must have something better to do surely!

Was the joke tasteless or improper or is this yet another case of oversensitive bitchassness?

Sagging Pants a Homosexual Signal (pic)?

I am not sure how truthful this. I always just understood sagging pants to simply have been a function of belts being disallowed in jails for safety concerns. This state of belt-less-ness institutionally dropped the level of pants in general. This observed trend was embellished by hip-hop culture.

That being said, any drive that promotes the reduction of butt crack visibility per capita (BCV) is something I must support. THE END Justifies the means.

Embarrassing Africans use Household Brooms to clear waterlogged field in Zambia vs Libya soccer game (video)!

Embarrassing Africans use Household Brooms to clear waterlogged field in Zambia vs Libya soccer game? - picture
Ground staff ineffectively using brooms to clear water off the pitch.
BATA, Equatorial Guinea (SM) The match between Libya and Zambia in the African Nations Cup was delayed following a 25-minute tropical deluge that waterlogged the pitch at the Bata Stadium. Groundsmen rushed to get the field ready for game.

Their solution???

To use household brooms to sweep away puddles of water. These images were blasted around the world to many white people who will now buy tickets to Equatorial Guinea to get the real "African experience."

An embarrassment ~ The groundsmen, achieved nothing but sweeping a layer of turf off the field and embarrassing all Africans as the final pitch conditions were fit only for ducks and fish. Both teams, to their credit, fought hard and used beach football techniques to swim their way to a hard earned 2-2 draw on a field which had rivers and lakes in many areas.

Concurrent to this, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue, son of the country’s president, Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasolo offered Equatorial Guinean players a second $1 million cash bonus if they were to achieve victory in their second game. Money that would have been better spent ensuring that in an equatorial climate a field was built with adequate drainage and proper contingencies should it rain.

It rains ALL THE TIME in Equatorial Guinea and the powers that be have cash to blow to the tune of $333 000 per goal E.G has scored. This means Africans are doing shitty things on purpose and all the hard work I do convincing white people that Africa makes more sense than that western media portrays gets flushed down the toilet. We might as well just throw Lions and Baboons in the street and complete the image. I am ashamed!

FML.....

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